From:	Robert Watkins <robert.watkins@******.COM>
Subject:	Re: Alert Gurth! Alert Gurth! Carp protection failure. Reboot!
Date:	Mon, 11 May 1998 08:50:07 +1000

Spike wrote:
>I'm sorry, I had no choice, but now that carp shields are becoming more and
>more portable and affordable (it seems everyone has one these days), I had
>to break out the next line in offensive fish...
>
>Sorry, but we need Haddock protection now as well, I'll do the mods myself.
>(Shouting from under Gurths stairs, with an umbrella up, until the high
tech
>stuff is working....)


Sorry, Spike, the next technical advance from the Carp should be the
Herring.

(Any other fish that can be used to cut down trees would be a suitable
substitute).

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