| From: | Ereskanti <Ereskanti@***.COM> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Re: Fun character concepts |
| Date: | Sun, 17 May 1998 10:32:08 EDT |
MP5@***.COM writes:
> I think that I could take this another step. How about 'Disgruntled Ret=
ail
> Salesperson'.
Okay, NOW I'm interested.... ;)
> +1 die to Fast Talk, but only while on the clock. Flaw: Compulsion (=
Believes
> the general populus of the world is comprised of morons and will gladl=
y tell
> anyone this. Several times. Loudly.) -1 to any sort of Etiquette Test =
other
> than Etiquette: Corporate Wage-Slave.
Oh now hold on a second, I'm not -that- loud. ;) I think this needs som=
e more flushing out here guy. Let's see...my opinions tossed into this=
little ticklish flame...
Home Ground Restrictions : All benefits and disadvantages are lost once t=
hey are off/away from their corporate confines. Also become an "Enemy;=
Level 1" of said company by excessive bad talking and the like, though=
still shop at said company, because they can get extra specials and wh=
atnot.
Phobia : Major Holidays, especially Christmas Seasonal. Are known to thr=
ow keys at managers, inform clients they are "morons" (* :), and tell =
dirty christmas jokes to pass the time. (I only fall prey to the last =
category, FYI. I work in the Warehouse, I have -BIGGER- things to thro=
w than just Keys...)
Compulsive Behavior : Smoking and Taking Smoke Breaks. Many people never=
smoke suddenly aquire the habit while in Retail, if for no other reaso=
n, to get away from "them" (the as yet not totally understood topic). =
Those that don't aquire the habit discover a certain level of dissatisf=
action for those who do, deciding that "they" (always the enemy :) are=
excessively lazy and don't do their jobs right...
> Mgkelly---- Corporate Wage-Slave Extrordinaire
> "Softer side of Sears this, m*therfu¢ker!"
> /me cocks the HK.
-K ---- Receiving/Shipping Coordinator and Master-of-the-Domain
<Service Merchandise...One Stop - Done>
"Yeah, they're done alright ... done broke and done stupid..." ;p
