| From: | BigDaddy <bigdaddy@*****.COM> |
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| Subject: | Godzilla totally [OT] |
| Date: | Thu, 21 May 1998 01:07:56 -0400 |
apologize. Tonite I am going way beyond OT I need to tell ya'll about
Godzilla. Yes some folks have said "it rocks" or "it's awesome". But
down here in Florida we tell it like it is. Now on with the
"non-spoiled" overview.
Godzilla=garbage. The money they spent on specail effects and actors
was well worth ooghhhhhh about .01$. Take this for example Matthew
Broderick in my opinion was a good actor. Hell Ferris is an idol of
truants like myself. Now if and when a 500ft tall monster attacks me,
or perhaps chases me, will i remain calm and talk in an even tone????
The answer is no hell no and no way no! His girlfriend, some actress
who's been in B movies for sure, was the typical bubblehead bleach blond
actress with the cheesy lines who screams at the right time and stands
there looking half-baked when lil-zillas come marching at her! What you
say impossible! Nope i'd say go see it for yourself but hey dont waste
the money!
Special effects=Ripped off. Yes ladies and gentlemen the last two hot
sellers of Memorial day have been rolled into one. Take the power and
intrigue of the aliens with their abilities from Independence Day, and
the size, movement, and speed of the raptors, hell the t-rex of Jurassic
Park and WHAM! Godzilla is born. The graphics are good, fluent and
wonderful yes. But poorly replicated and ripped off from the 2 other
movies. Ohh i can go on but for those die hards who want to see the
movie ill stop, buuuut for those who have seen it..... SPOILER TIME!
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Ok folks what the hell was it with 200 damn lizards???? They looked like
friggin raptors, moved like raptors, ate like raptors, I though Jurassic
Park 3 was back!!??!!! Furthermore, How can 1 thats right 1 damn
lizzard lay 200 eggs. Even mutated that sucker shouldn't have been able
to do it. Oh and all that fish with 200 lizzards, gone in less time than
it should have taken to eat it all! Godzilla's death, both of em.
1. Getting hit by those torpedeos only stunned em. Well we didnt find
that out until too late now! No damage at all. But in the end 12 missles
hitting dead on when 1 billion tons of ammo couldnt crack a dent. Gimme
a break!
2. All 8 billion lil-zillas were in the lobby of the garden. All they
had to do was walk out the doors that were ooohhhh so conviently
unlocked, and easily opened. What did they do. STAND THERE AT LOOK AT
EACH OTHER FUNNY!!!!!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
3. ONE GODDAMN EGG SURVIVED ONE FUCKING EGG WAS LEFT!!!! WHY???!!!!!!
4. 2HRS of chasing one big t-rex! I can watch JP for that amount of time
and get the same resault!!!!!!
ok enough i'm giving myself a coronary right now. my veins are popping
outta my head. So i'm ending it here. If anyone else wants to comment,
rant, rave, flame, w/e go right ahead. This movie sucked to high heaven
and i'll be damn sure i'll tell everyone why!
p.s why the hell did he finnally breath fire at the end and not
before???????????!!!!
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Napalm Sticks to Kidz,
BigDaddy
