| From: | Jessica Grota <grota@*********.COM> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Re: (Back on topic) Insect spirits living in my bathroom |
| Date: | Thu, 21 May 1998 16:03:38 -0400 |
>
> >> What about a hornet? They aren't big nasty critters - if you leave them
> >> alone they'll leave you alone. Not only that but many of the PCs would
> >> think it was a wasp and be terrified :)
>
> >I beg to differ!
>
> Me too!
>
> >Hornets are ornery buggers. I've been holding the
> >homefront against them for a couple weeks now: they're all over my
> >house, in my yard, etc.
>
> Call an exterminator pronto! Never try to take out their hive on your
> own. Since they're all armed and likely smarter than all of us, they will
> open up a can 'o wh00p ass and pour that noise all over you...
>
> >I've seen them attack and kill bumblebees
>
> ...and dogs and cats and horses and cows and people... (Oh my!)
I have NO intention of taking on the buggers (or buggies, as the case
may be) on my own. I just gotta FIND the hive before I can get an
exterminator. I've narrowed it down to under the deck and the eave of
the house, but I still gotta figure out HOW they're getting inside.
There's no holes in any of the window screens big enough to let a 2-inch
long insect in... Anyway, glad I could bring some levity to the board
yet again. And, to prove that, indeed, I stayed mostly on topic, let me
go on the record as saying that I would NOT want to mess with a hive of
Hornet spirits. ;P
--Jett
