From: | Karl Low <kwil@*********.COM> |
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Subject: | Re: Ingentization |
Date: | Wed, 27 May 1998 14:43:32 -0600 |
<snip the dating game>
>I'd go for an elf, no problem, maybe a dwarf...an ork, POSSIBLY, if he
>was fairly human-looking. A troll, doubtful, unless he was really
>something special. I think, considering the conservative way I was
>brought up (believe it or not!), I'd have biases. Friends with a troll?
>Sure. DATE a troll? Probably not. Even though I do prefer that my guys
>be taller than me...and I think 9 feet tall is just a bit taller...
Actually.. a troll could be an awfully handsome looking fellow assuming:
A: some dental work.. make sure everything is straight at least.
B: evenly distributed dermal-layer.
C: Horns that go THE SAME WAY, Dammit..
Just think.. twice the size of Arnie and a REAL "hard-body"
A female troll just wouldn't work as well.. half the appeal of yer average
female is "softness"
-Karl