| From: | dghost@****.com dghost@****.com |
|---|---|
| Subject: | What's a w.oodchuck? |
| Date: | Mon, 1 Feb 1999 20:32:56 -0600 |
writes:
>Dave Post wrote:
>> I'm just wondering why would a woodchuck chuck wood in the first
place?
>> And, if he did, wouldn't he bring GreenWar, oops, I mean Greenpeace
down on
>> himself for hurting the enviroment by chucking all that wood around in
the
>> first place?
>Advertising laws. If a woodchuck didn't chuck wood he'd get all kind of
law
>suits for fraud, misrepresentation...you name it. Do you know how much
a
>woodchuck lawyer costs?
I'm no lawyer but I think that just means that if someone approaches the
woodchuck with some wood to be chucked, said woodchuck must chuck the
aforementioned wood (for a reasonable fee) or face legal repecussions.
Now the exception is if said woodchuck has already chucked his or her
quota of wood for the day. If the woodchuck has met this quota, then any
additional wood chucked may charged an additional overwood fee. The
definition of an international standard has been sought for some time
now. The woodchuck wood chuck standard movement lost some steam after an
US President was caught altering wood chuck reports (see
*Woodchuckgate*). The movement has recovered and soon hopes to make 42
the woodchuck wood chuck standard.
--
D. Ghost
(aka Pixel, Tantrum, RuPixel)
"We called him Mother Superior because of the length of his habit" --
Trainspotting
"A magician is always 'touching' himself" --Page 123, Grimoire (2nd
Edition)
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