From: | Theo Karmdeth theo@*****.com.au |
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Subject: | Opinions please |
Date: | Tue, 02 Feb 1999 05:41:41 GMT |
>At 08:42 PM 2/1/99 -0800, you wrote:
>>I was playing SR last night and a strange situation came up. I'd like
>>some opinions from all you people...
>>
>>My character is a Street Sam. I was in the Needle with a mage buddy
>>when we were called out by a couple chummers. One look and I could
>>tell they were Physical Adepts. I got sick of their posing, so I blew
>>one of them away with my panther assault cannon. I had a permit for
>>it, so they had to let me in with it. The other attacked me, but
>>bounced off my heavy security armor. I blew him away too. Physical
>>Adepts are just so weak compared to street sams. Don't you think so?
>>
>>Then my GM threw me for a loop. He said they regenerated. Apparently
>>they were shapeshifters too. I blew them away, but they regenerated
>>again. I turned them into Chunky Salsa, but they kept regenerating.
>>My mage buddy took a look astrally and said thay they were Woodchuck
>>Shapeshifters. (What's a woodchuck?) He noticed a few Quickened
>>spells, so he grounded a Hellblast through one. No good, they
>>regenerated.
>>
>>The whole situation was so funny, I started laughing. I think
>>shapeshifters are so weak. They hardly had any stats or skills at 6,
>>they were pathetic compared to even the normal archetypes. Doesn't
>>everyone have a half dozen stats or skills at 6?
>>
>>Then the GM threw me for another loop. They started casting spells.
>>Apparently they were physical mages. They had most of their points in
>>physical adept abilities, so all of their spells caused physical drain
>>(which they regenerated).
>>
>>Finally my mage buddy cast a Transform spell on them, it's a
>>non-resisted spell that turns people into normal critters with a
>>single success (see the Grimoire). He turned them into platypi (or is
>>it platypusses?). Then he sold them to an organlegger (I think his
>>name was Tan Mouse, anyone ever heard of him?) as an infinite supply
>>of organs.
>>
>>My question is... How much is a physical mage woodchuck shapeshifter
>>worth to an organlegger?
>
>Hahahahaha... This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!
>
>(>) ARKHAM
> "The difference between a clown and a mime? Easy. People care if the
>clown gets killed."
personally, i would have turned them into cows. bring down the soy
stuffashak with a new ALL BEEF macdonalds :>
Awesome tale. Although it needed more cows...
-Theo in the corner... who is a meat and 3 meats typaguy :>