| From: | Ojaste,James [NCR] James.Ojaste@**.GC.CA |
|---|---|
| Subject: | What's a w.oodchuck? |
| Date: | Tue, 2 Feb 1999 10:29:28 -0500 |
> > It's the worst of all banned topics. It is the OT thread that would
> >never die. Several listmembers filter out posts with that name so you
> >have to be more ceative every time to slip it past them.
>
> Yep, damn them and their filters... Guess we're going to have to teach
> them
> a lesson...
>
> So.... how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck
> wood? Hehehe... Go on, answer it. I dare you.
>
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a
woochuck could chuck wood. Of course, there's considerable variation
in how much wood a woodchuck could chuck dependent on the woodchuck
in question and how expert he is a chucking wood.
Of course, even more important than raw wood chucking skill would be
inherent wood chucking ability - how many actions per turn they may
chuck wood etc. We must also ask if they have an Enchanted Bedsheet
with which to help them chuck the wood. :-)
James Ojaste
