From:	MC23 mc23@**********.com
Subject:	Fwd: Strange Sex Laws
Date:	Tue, 2 Feb 99 15:51:22 -0500

Strange Sex Laws

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex
without a permit.

If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having
sex
inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two
minutes
before being allowed to approach the scene.

A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or
hunting on your wedding day.

In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while
lying
in bed with his wife.

A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make
love to
his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table
unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean,
white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may
have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn
during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty
Corner,
New Jersey law.

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a
sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver
inside a toll booth.

Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their
rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between
the
beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the
beds.

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the
city's
airport property.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a
man
while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's
name
will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any
punishment.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin
under any circumstances(including the wedding night)

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female
partner is having a sexual orgasm.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style
position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. (So this is how
they plan on getting Clinton)