From:	MC23 mc23@**********.com
Subject:	Fwd: TO ALL W**DCH*CKERS! I fart in you're general direction
Date:	Tue, 2 Feb 99 15:51:34 -0500

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From: Spike, u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK

Sorry guys (and gals)...

I Can't resist this.... I picked it up in alt.punk.....

THE FART POEM

A fart is a chemical substance.
It comes from a place called bum.
It penetrates through the trousers,
and lands with a musical humm.

To fart, to fart, 'tis no disgrace,
for it gives the body ease.
It warms the blankets on cold winter nights
and suffocates all the fleas.
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