From:	MC23 mc23@**********.com
Subject:	Top 53 worst pick up lines
Date:	Tue, 2 Feb 99 15:51:56 -0500

53.Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
52.Hey baby, how 'bout a math problem? Just add you and me, subtract our
clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply.
51.Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
50.Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of
your
mouth.
49.Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why i don't go there anymore."
48.The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room
for
your tongue.
47.You must be Jelly, cause Jam don't shake like that.
46.Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo-Choo.
45.Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
44.I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.
43.Hi, my name is __________, remember it, because you'll be screaming it
all night long.
42.Hey baby, what's your sign? Slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead,
yield?
41.The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my room and spread the
word.
40.Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the
girl
of my dreams.
39.Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home
without
me.
38.You be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a Koala.
37.You must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day.
36.My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard,
and
serve hot.
35.You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
34.I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
33.Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
32.Do you want to dance, No? Well, i geuss a fuck is out of the
question.
31.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
30.Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?
29.I love every bone in your body-especially mine.
28.Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
27.You look like a girl who has heard every line in the book, what's one
more going to hurt?
26.If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas,
could
I visit you between Holidays?
25.I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
24.I look good on you.
23.Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
22.Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and I surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in
that dress."
21.If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
20.Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
19.If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.
18.Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night
long.
17.I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so i could ride you
all
day long for a quarter.
16.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, you
seen one?
15.Is that Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
14.If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous.
13.You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby you're the Bomb.
12.I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would "tinker"
around
with.
11.I would like to screw your brains out, but it appears someone beat me
to
it.
10. Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me
right, and I'll do things your way right away.
9.That shirt looks very becoming on you, of course if I were on you, I'd
be
coming too.
8.My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and
going...
7.I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.
6.I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make you Bed Rock.
5.Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
4.Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
3.Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
2.Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
And The Number 1 Worst Pick Up Line.
1.Your name must be Daisy, because I have this incredible urge to plant
you right here