| From: | dghost@****.com dghost@****.com |
|---|---|
| Subject: | [ADMIN] Okay, I'm satisfied. |
| Date: | Sat, 6 Feb 1999 16:24:05 -0600 |
<u5a77@*****.cs.keele.ac.uk> writes:
>And verily, did dghost@****.com hastily scribble thusly...
>|>What?! you mean to tell me your sister IS Monica Lewinski?! Oh my..
>|>you are
>|>such a lucky man! :)
>|Why? I would think having Monica Lewinsky for a sister would suck...
>|
>|*Runs for Gurth's stairs*
><ponder>
>Why's he running for Gurths stairs?
>I think that's something everyone would agree with...
></ponder>
That was a pun ... You know "suck" considering her "fame" (infamy?) is
due to her having oral sex with the President of the US.
Or did you know that? Perhaps you are really from Arkansas ... Yes, that
explains it. You're from Arkansas and Gerri is your wife/sister. Is
your Monica your sister, cousin, or what? When you moved accross the
pond, your friends would frown on your relation so you kept it a secret.
Later, when Gerri's career was taking off, an appearance of availability
would help her popularity so you started hiding your marriage too. It's
okay, you are among friends. You can tell us.
--
D. Ghost
(aka Pixel, Tantrum, RuPixel)
"You, you're like a spoonful of whoopass." --Grace
"A magician is always 'touching' himself" --Page 123, Grimoire (2nd
Edition)
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