| From: | Jett zmjett@*********.com |
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| Subject: | [Fwd: Oreo Test ] |
| Date: | Sun, 07 Feb 1999 05:04:29 -0500 |
Official Oreo Spokestroll of 2057 eats his Oreos the whole thing at once. :>
> OREO PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST
>
> Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo
> cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which
> methodbest describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:
>
> 1. The whole thing all at once.
> 2. One bite at a time
> 3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite
> afterwards.
> 4. In little feverous nibbles.
> 5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
> 6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
> 7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
> 8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
> 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
> 10 I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
>
> Your Personality:
> 1. The whole thing
> This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with,
> exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally
> irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
>
> 2. One bite at a time.
> You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their
> Oreo's this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but
> that's ok, not to worry, you're normal.
>
> 3. Slow and Methodical.
> You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very
> meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of
> being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fastlane
> if you're only going to go the speed limit
>
> 4. Feverous Nibbles.
> Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You
> always have a million things to do and never enough time to do
> them. Mental break downs and suicides run in your family.
> Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
>
> 5. Dunked.
> Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to
> sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations
> into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a
> life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
>
> 6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
> You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking
> things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to
> put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your
> activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are
> a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
>
> 7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
> You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take
> what you want and throw the rest away. you are greedy, selfish,
> mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of
> yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
>
> 8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
> You enjoy pain.
>
> 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
> Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical
> help - immediately.
>
> 10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
> You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things,
> and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about
> the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You
> like to be pampered. You are a prima donna.
> There's just no pleasing you.
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If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.
Pleasant? I AM being f**king pleasant.
Rape and pillage BEFORE you burn! BEFORE!
