| From: | Barbie LeVile barbie@********.de |
|---|---|
| Subject: | [OT] MCAO |
| Date: | Fri, 19 Feb 1999 21:02:56 +0100 |
> Oh Gowd, please no! Don't say you've made rules and stats for a cybered
> butt?
> You sickos!
>
> May I can have them?
>
Well, yes, we have done it ;)
here it comes ;)
Cybernetic ass
Basic module:
Available in variety of designer colors
Essence: .5
Cost:Y5,000
Options:
1)Armoring.
1/1 (+0 Ess/+Y500)
2/2 (+.15 Ess/+Y1000)
3/3 (+.3 Ess/+Y1500)
For those nasty called-shots. Or spiders whose native name translates
as
"ass-biter-surprise."
2) Voice modulator & speaker.
(+.3/+Y2000)
For those wishing to truly speak out of their ass.
3) Enhanced sphincter articulation.
(+.3/+Y2000)
"He's farting Morse!"
4) Cybergun, Called the Ass gun
Cost and essence as per standart cybergun rules
For the truly frightening farting.
(>)Please refer to the related posting and the "Toxin Exhaler (Anal
Variant)"
for more information
(>)Jockster Incarnate
5) Storage compartment
(max load two times one kg)
Essence 0
"He pulled WHAT out from WHERE?"
"I ain't searchin' him there.. YOU search him there!"
(>)And for just a bit more cost (two times "0" is still "0" ain't
it?), you get something with more length involved...
(>)Jockster Incarnate
6) Synthskin cover
(As per standart rules for cyber limbs)
(>)Question then, does this help reverb the "Anal Speaker" from the other
posting???
(>)Jockster Incarnate
7) Sphincter Flair
cost : 2,500 N
essence : .2
(>)And who said the Sun never shown there....
(>)Jockster Incarnate
8) Turbo Shooter
cost : 3,500/Level N
essence : .3
Options include the "cyberchoke controller"
(>)For those really neat "surprise shots"....
(>)Jockster Incarnate :)
9) Toxin Exhaler (Anal Variant)
cost : 7,500 N
essence : .2
(>)Please Note that the Anal Variant covers at -least- three
times the cubic volume of the oral version....
(>)Jockster Incarnate
10) controllable enhanced strength sphincter
essence: 0,1/lvl
dmg: (Str) L
cost: 500/lvl
(>)I'll check his ass, hand me the glove!...
I found a Aaaaargh... where's my hand???
(>)anonymous cop
--
Barbie
"I'm Pentium of Borg. Precision is irrelevant.
You will be aproximated."
