From:	Blackadder blkadder@****.net
Subject:	The Awakened Gourmet (Was: Chips vs. French fries, etc.)
Date:	Sat, 27 Feb 1999 17:55:29 -0500

-----Original Message-----
From: dghost@****.com <dghost@****.com>
|Awakened Mesquite:
|B Q S C I W E R
|4+E/E 0x0 0 3 2 6 (1d6) 2xE
|INTV: R+2D6
|Attacks: (Body)S (Tree Falls on you.)
|Powers: Hardened Armor, Fire Immunity
|Weaknesses: Vulnerbility (Lumberjacks wearing Suspendies and a Brar)

-----BlackAdder Says-----

<HMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!> Mesquite! <URRRRRUUUGGGHHH!!! , liberal
drooling>

<Fumbles with Stroeger FlameThrower, accidentally burning
everything else down BUT the tree>

DOH!!!!

'Ooooh! Guess I'll have to settle for that Awakened Flying Pig!'