From:	Trunks Ryuko kawaii@********.org
Subject:	Weird: Trafic Lights (fwd)
Date:	Wed, 10 Mar 1999 15:13:26 -0500 (EST)

/me rofls from all the traffic on this topic..

Remind me to start up an "Arms Dealer" page just so I can get such emails.
;) C'mon! A Colt American L36 with solid wood grip! For only $200! Send
only money orders and/or Cashier's checks. =P

-kawaii

On Wed, 10 Mar 1999, Max Rible wrote:

> >> According to Ryan W. Bolduan, at 9:46 on 10 Mar 99, the word on
> >> the street was...
> >>
> >> > I was wondering if anybody else with Shadowrun pages has weird messages
> >> > sent to their accounts from people wanting to buy their products. I
> >> > (attempt) to maintain the McGorimic's catalog, and often get requests
for
> >> > everything from Navy SEAL rings to people wanting actual catalogs. My
> >> > latest is probably my most ammusing to date.
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> I used to get the most amazing number of people asking me how to get
> them fake ID's because they found my page when searching for them.
> I eventually managed to word things strongly enough that the idiots
> stopped sending me mail about it, but it took effort. I was highly
> tempted to have a canned reply to the effect "The FBI thanks you for
> your inquiry." but decided it might send some folks over the edge...
> and it's *still* the #2 search that finds my site, with #1 being
> searches for latin phrases...
>
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