From:	Mark Fender markf@******.com
Subject:	Laubenstein (was: New on fasa.com)
Date:	Wed, 4 Aug 1999 11:30:46 -0500

> And I don't get it either - but it sounds like there are enough people
> on the list (and thus probably amongst all SR players) who DO like his
> work for him to keep his job.
>
Okay, then. Quick poll. On a scale of 1 -10, how do you feel about
Laubenstein's art?
Here's the scale:
1 - Laubenstein should be taken out back, killed, eaten, and then puked back
up.
2 - Laubenstein. Argh!
3 - Laubenstein. Bleagh!
4 - Laubenstein. Man, his art ain't so good.
5 - Laubenstein. I don't really care.
6 - Laubenstein. Man, his art is decent.
7 - Laubenstein. I like it.
8 - Laubenstein. Step back! That's Laubenstein you're talking about!
9 - Laubenstein. I will personally kill anyone who gives him less than a 4!
10 - Laubenstein. He is unto godlike status to me. I am petitioning the Pope
for his deification.