From: | William Li <william@***.RICE.EDU> |
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Subject: | 4 PM want ads |
Date: | Mon, 9 Aug 1993 15:20:39 -0500 |
consultant
to handle everyday operations for the soon-to-exist Opticlash Sports Para-mutel
arena. Serious inquires only]<<<<<
-- Diane <16:00:00/8-9-54>
>>>>>[Wanted: Vehicle Mountable 50 caliber guns. We will pay
cash.]<<<<<
-- Diane <16:00:01/8-9-54>
>>>>>[Great! There you are a skilled expert at Heavy Weapons, light
weapons,
and/or martial arts, and you have no work, no equipment, and no direction. Join
the team that keeps scum off of my property. Hi, I'm D. Henry and I want you
to join my special security squad to beautify Seattles crumbling warehouse
district. Besides 1932.54/wk you get: Free equipement, Employee discount on
all Zeta Enterprises SimParlor and ErotoMagic facilities, Company Dental Plan,
cool uniforms, and a sense of job satisfaction only possible when working with
the new team: Zeta Enterprises. No resume or references neccesary. Experience
a must, must be willing to "try out."]<<<<<
-- D. Henry <16:00:03/8-9-54>