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Message no. 1
From: Reality can be useful <MHILLIARD@******.BITNET>
Subject: ....
Date: Mon, 29 Mar 93 21:22:00 EDT
>>>>>[Male bonding? Isn't that when you spill cyanoacrylate all over your
fingers? *smirk* Maybe college is worth it after all. Higher education =
higher class of joke.
Hey everybody, we've added a new member to our team! Blondie, say hi to
Shadowland.]<<<<<
Cat Dancing <21:20:58/3-29-54>

>>>>>[Uh, hi.]<<<<<
Blondie <21:21:39/3-29-54>
Message no. 2
From: "Weird Thoughts Inc." <MKNABUSCH@******.BITNET>
Subject: ....
Date: Sat, 1 May 1993 20:56:00 EDT
>>>>>[ And Clement, I'm not your child nor am I a man
of god. I happen to be a woman. As to what or if I
worship, that is my biz.]<<<<<
-Styx <20:55:31/05-01-54>

>>>>>[ Oh nuts. Someone just got her fired up again.
Drek. Just when she'd chilled for a month. Gonna
have to try this again.]<<<<<
-Harlequin <Bugs are ok>
Message no. 3
From: "Dylan Norhtup (PHY)" <norhtup@***.USF.EDU>
Subject: ....
Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1993 17:57:06 -0400
>>>>>[...so I'm walking down the street from my local Stuffer Shack after
downing my latest meal of processed carcinogens when all of the sudden I see
about four JacKnifes walking towards me. I try to act nonchalant and walk on by
but I can tell by the look in their eye that they have chosen me for their daily
game of 'Ruff the feeb'. I considered whether or not they were worth my timme
when it became apparent by their flashing butterflies that they were about to
make themselves worthy. When the closest one was about two metres away he
opened his mouth, probably to utter some macho words of how he was going to slit
my neck from ear to ear and have his way with my women to show them how a real
man does it. His friends were amazed when his head exploded from his nose
through skull but not for long as each in turn found his cranium rapidly
exposed to the harsh environment of the Seattle atmosphere. The last one, I
think, saw the gun in my hand but he did not have time to react.

I have had three people ask me if I could protect their places of business for
recompensation. I have also had several other JacKnifes try to find my domicile
and interrupt my privacy. They seem intent on revenging themselves on me even
though their number grows smaller and smaller with each attack. I begin to tire
of these meddlesome rodents but I have heard from the shoppekeepers that the
groupe in question is attempting to acquire outside aid. I am posting this as a
request: If this groupe, the JacKnifes attempt to form an alliance with
yourcelf or any others with which you have contact politelly decline or inform
your contacts of this posting. I merely wish to have my domicile to not be
desecrated by these calille. Thank you for your time.

Also, should your business take you towards the area around Babba O Louies, I
suggest you stop in if you have a desire for 'Ribz' as he likes to call them.
Succulence incarnate is a more appropriate term but I tire of explaining to Lou
that
this is in fact a compliment and not a degradation of his culinary artistry.
Also, if your business should take you to the area I suggest that your business
be peaceful. I have decided to hire myself as the local constabulary since
other agencies have shirked their appointed responsibilities.]<<<<<
-- Doc X <18:25:35/14.6.54>
Message no. 4
From: "Elves are better at night 8)" <MKNABUSCH@******.BITNET>
Subject: ....
Date: Sun, 7 Nov 1993 16:48:33 -0500
>>>>>[Hmm. I do believe that there is an irreverent
fowl on this board.]<<<<<
-Lazinthgul <Come fly the skies>
Message no. 5
From: Brian Rogers <rogers@****.uiuc.edu>
Subject: ....
Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 13:57:15 -0500
***** PRIVATE: Neuron Basher
>>>>>[It always nice to have friends in high places. Does this mean I
can stop paying Merrox when ShadowLand moves?]<<<<<
-- Jason R. Stormwind <18:55:39 / 07-25-57>

***** PRIVATE: Jason R. Stormwind
>>>>>>[Paying? PAYING!? Let us not forget that I have not yet called
in
ANY of the favors you owe me from the last few times.]<<<<<
-- Merrox <18:55:38 / 07-25-57>
Message no. 6
From: "Mark A. Imbriaco" <mark@******.net>
Subject: Re: ....
Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 15:09:35 -0400 (EDT)
***** PRIVATE: Jason R. Stormwind
>>>>>[ Nope. That wouldn't be fair now would it? You should get to pay
just
like all of the other non-deckers. We're kinda like a brotherhood here. <g>
Hey Merrox, you up for a game or two of Galactic Fighter XV? My average is up
to 1,280,000.. ]<<<<<
-- Neuron Basher <15:08:47/07-25-57>

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