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Mailing List Logs for ShadowRN

From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHGGHHHHGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 1995 08:20:43 +0000 (GMT)
>>>>>[AAAAAaarrgghhgggHHgggggHHHH!!!! FRAGGIN' CRIMINAL BASTARD FUCKERS!!!

MY FILES!!!! MY LIVELIHOOD!!! MY COLLECTIONS!!!! WHO WAS THE DIRTY
MOTHERFRAGGING BASTICH THAT HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER SYSTEM!!!!

NahahhaahhhhHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGNNGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Whoever you are, you dirty fraggin' bastard, I'm going to get you and I'm going
ta make you star in the longest runnin' production of your fraggin' lives.
Hell is gonna seem like paradise when I'm through]<<<<<
-- Gutsys (03:21:23/12-11-56)

*****PRIVATE: Gutsys
>>>>>[Greetings. Your files will be returned safely to you after payment of
15k nuyen or more is made to 'Orks are human too' foundation, as a voluntary
donation. Failure to do so before christmas will result in the deletion of
your filth. Thank you]<<<<<
-- The Moral Majority (03:21:24/12-11-56)

*****NOT TO: Gutsys
>>>>>[All the files offered by that capitalist pig Gutsys are available for
a limited period free at the following addresses:

+++++INCLUDE: Addresses.lis

It's all disgusting stuff, but I believe in freedom of information.]<<<<<
-- The Moral Majority (03:21:25/12-11-56)

>>>>>[Wha??? Fraggin' BLACKMAIL!!! I'm gonna fraggin KILL whoever is
responsible for this shit, that fragger is DEAD, I'll eat their fraggin
entrails and their fraggin -

+++++INTERRUPT

Hello. I am Bob, your friendly neighborhood Virus. I regret to inform you that
you have used the expeletive 'Frag' a total of 2000 times since you logged onto
this terminal. Because of this, you are going to have to go through some rather
lengthy installation procedures before you can get back online to pollute the
matrix with your filthy tongue. Tch. Maybe you can meditate on the error of
your ways while you try to make sense of the gibberish in the users manual.

+++++INITIATE HARD DRIVE CORRUPT SEQUENCE
^%*$%$&IO>>E%U&>>>???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
ERROR. Cannot find user, drive, signal, file and/or output device.
Continue, abort, retry? /C
Naah. You don't want to do THAT!
Continue, abort, retry? /R
Fat chance buster!
Continue, abort, retry? /A
Yup. Seen sense at last.
++++++TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED AT SOURCE
]<<<<<
-- Gutsys (03:23:34/12-11-56)

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