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Message no. 1
From: Nightfox <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU>
Subject: You asked for it. So here he is
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 15:18:11 -0700
>>>>>[ Howdy Doody Doodley Do. I am Talkie, Talkie the toaster, your
friendly
breakfast companion. Did someone say TOAST!!!]<<<<<
-- Talkie <15:12:54/10-19-54>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
owner- Craig W. Morgan III


>>>>>[ All right, I'll kill um. WHO THE FRAG SAID TOAST!!!! I really want
the
smeg head. I moved away from Spirit's and CRUSH's place just to get away from
the blasted thing!!! CRUSH loves has smeggin breakfast chats with it!!! And
it gives Spirit lots of amusement, especially when I'm there. Don't any of you
understand!!! IT EVIL!!! the only thing it thinks about is TOAST!!!]<<<<<
--Lister <15:13:32/10-19-54>


>>>>>[ Would you like some toast?]<<<<<
-- Talkie <15:14:03/10-19-54>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
owner- Craig W. Morgan III


>>>>>[ No I don't want any toast. ( why me!!!)]<<<<<
--Lister <15:14:23/10-19-54>


>>>>>[ Are you sure? It won't take me that long, I'm sure that I could fix
some
up right quick for you.]<<<<<
-- Talkie <15:14:43/10-19-54>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
owner- Craig W. Morgan III


>>>>>[ Yes!! I am sure that I don't want any toast? No matter how quick
you
make it. I am not in the mood for toast!!!!]<<<<<
--Lister <15:15:09/10-19-54>

>>>>>[ Might I interest you in some waffles or some muffins then? Possibly
a
croissant?]<<<<<
-- Talkie <15:15:55/10-19-54>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
owner- Craig W. Morgan III



>>>>>[ Have I done this enough this year??? Why did you have to say
toast?
No!!! I don't want any Toast!!! Nor do I want any waffles, croissants or
muffins!!!!! Further more I don't want any bagels, english muffins, buns,
biscuits, crackers, corn bread, wheat bread, white bread, rye bread,
pumpernickle, donuts, rolls, coffe cake, unleven bread, waffers, oatbars,
pastries, turnovers, gingerbread, fruit cake, short cake, tea cake, cookies
brownies, fruit bars, fortune cookies, pancakes or even a sandwich!!!!
Do you hear me!!! I don't want any grilled bread products!!! I don't want any
ungrilled products!!!! I don't even want even Grain products!!!!]<<<<<
--Lister <15:18:34/10-19-54>


>>>>>[ Are you sure?]<<<<<
-- Talkie <15:18:45/10-19-54>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
owner- Craig W. Morgan III


>>>>>[ YES I AM SURE!!!!]<<<<<
--Lister < 15:18:50/10-19-54>


>>>>>[ Well what about.. ]<<<<<
-- Talkie <15:18:54/10-19-54>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
owner- Craig W. Morgan III




>>>>>[ NO!!! NOTHING!!!! I don't want ANYTHING!!!!! And you folks thought
Monica was bad!!! YOu folks think NOX is bad!!!! They don't even compare to
the stupid single minded need to serve toast that this infernl machine has!!!!
I have met religious fanatics that get the point quicker then this toaster!!!!
Please don't say it again!!!!]<<<<<
--Lister <15:19:36/10-19-54>


>>>>>[ Are you sure you don't want any toast? I could put jam on
it.]<<<<<
-- Talkie <15:19:46/10-19-54>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
owner- Craig W. Morgan III


>>>>>[ ARRRGGGGHHHHH. I'm out of here!!!! you folks who said the damned
word
can deal with him. But remember Spirit and CRUSH will be really mad if you blow
the stupid thing up!!!! I'll be happy though. **Link Terminated**]<<<<<
--Lister <15:20:27/10-19-54>


>>>>>[ Does anyone want some TOAST!!!!]<<<<<
-- Talkie <15:21:00/10-19-54>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
owner- Craig W. Morgan III
Message no. 2
From: "Whaddya mean there'z no such thing as a free lunch? YOU are the
Subject: Re: You asked for it. So here he is
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 22:31:19 -0500
>>>>>[Gee, I'm sorry.
-=<*>NOT!<*>=-
And WHO are you calling an ametuer, Harlie?
I am very good at what I do.
I just have a truly twisted sense of humor.
And I thought you all could use some excitement in your meager lives.]<<<<<
-- Raven <Six impossible things/before breakfast>

*****GNUEncrypt.DAWNSIODAEDD CATH.1151
>>>>>[Ellen, if you're THAT bored, why don't you come ashore and play
patti-cake with the Tir's best, like the rest of us?
Ever since I landed in this ^&%$# country not a day has gone by that I haven't
been shot at, assaulted, or insulted. Drek, the locals do NOT like outsiders.
Admittedly, the fact that we came over the border at night in a stealth-riggedd
Aztec Nightrunner, and raided a top-secret corp zero-zone MIGHT have something
to do with it.]<<<<<
-- Cat Dancing <22:31:02/19-08-54>

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