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Message no. 1
From: "Lobotomies, UnLtd." <GungaDon@***.COM>
Subject: ACK!!!!!
Date: Sun, 8 Jan 1995 06:31:15 -0500
***** PRIVATE: "Leaders" -- Humanis Haters Club
>>>>>[ _WHA_ 've I let ya hoop-fraggers talk m' _INTA_?!?!?!?!?
_Trainin_ these yaa-hoos!?!? Tis more like puttin em thru fuckin
NURS'RY SCHOOL!!!!!!

UUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!! By Danaa...HOW couldja DO this ta ME!?!?!
Damselfly, if tis yer idea o' a fittin "punishment"...then FINE! I'm
SORRY!!!

THERE! THA wha ya wanted!?!? Make it all _better_ ? _I'D_ say
we're right-fraggin-EVEN!

GAAHHH! LOOK...I'll TRAIN the lil bastards! But, I'm not sayin I'm
gonna LIKE it! And, I'll NOT guarantee yer gonna end up wi' as many
bodies as ya handed o'er ta me!

Some r' gonna go home cryin! Some ain't gonna make the cut! N'
_some_ I'm gonna wax, jus fer the_ joy_ o' watchin em DIE!

GOT THA!!??!! Jesus-fuckin-.....AAARRRHHHH!!! ]<<<<<
-- THE Nexus ( When:the:bullet / Hits-the-bone )
Message no. 2
From: "Lobotomies, UnLtd." <GungaDon@***.COM>
Subject: Ack!?!
Date: Sun, 8 Jan 1995 06:35:18 -0500
***** PRIVATE: Humanis Haters Club
>>>>>[ Uh...was it just ME? Our, did you guys happen to notice
that THE Nex-ter seems to be _un-usually_ tense, right about now?

Ooooh...don't anybody look out on the training grounds! It's NOT a
pretty sight...*shiver* I hope no one was too _attached_ to any of
the "cadets"...uh...well, that ( or WHO ) which does not KILL us,
and alla that drek...! ]<<<<<
-- Fast Track ( 06:15:29 / 01-08-56 )
Message no. 3
From: Geoffrey Gerrietts <Siothrun@***.COM>
Subject: Re: ACK!!!!!
Date: Sun, 8 Jan 1995 13:56:18 -0500
*****PRIVATE: THE Nexus
>>>>>[I had absolutely nothing to do with it. I'm not even sure where the
idea originated -- Buzz or N'gase, I think. But this brings up an extremely
interesting point: what exactly *are* you doing to those poor lads? At the
most recent of my planning sessions with N'gase and Wildfire, Wildfire
expressed some concern over the paces you were putting these boys through.

And I must say, I could have sworn I heard Housefly moaning about sore
muscles last night. What _are_ you doing to these people?]<<<<<
-- Damselfly (12:45:55 / 01-07-56)
Message no. 4
From: "Lobotomies, UnLtd." <GungaDon@***.COM>
Subject: Re: ACK!!!!!
Date: Mon, 9 Jan 1995 01:50:06 -0500
***** PRIVATE: Damselfly
>>>>>[ HEH! _Buzz_!? Yep..._sounds_ like his style! bastard...
TEK!!! Well, I'll be takin this lil "assignment" up wi' HIM, then...I
guess...*smirk* Yer off the hook then, luv!

As fer the troops...dun be worryin bout _them_! *sneer* All I'm doin is
puttin em thru yer run-o'-the-mill CIA field trainin...jus the basics! If
they wanna go home, cryin fer their mommas...fine. M'haps they dun _deserve_
freedom!

Dun ferget, lass...in the world we're livin in, these days--freedom AIN'T no
_right_! Tis a _priv'ledge_! One tha only goes ta the _strong_...the one's
willin ta TAKE it!!! Ta FIGHT fer it...and ta hold
ON ta it! Not a _pretty_ picture--but, a _realistic_ one... *SIGH*

And, regardin _Housefly_...he's doin _fine_! He's _tough_! He ken
hang in...actu'lly, I guess ya could say I'm _proud_ o' him! He'll
make it!

These poor slots think they're gettin it tough wi' _me_? Heh...wait til
they get put thru the grinder wi' _Gunny_! Dunno _what_ they think
they need _tha_ lil snot fer! But, I guess if Buzz ken get this
appointment fer ME...he'd be _right_ quick ta hand part o' it o'er ta
his lil _bro_!!

I've gotta get back ta work, luv. But, m'haps we could speak later,
once there's more time... ]<<<<<
-- THE Nexus ( When:the:bullet / Hits-the-bone )
Message no. 5
From: "Lobotomies, UnLtd." <GungaDon@***.COM>
Subject: Re: ACK!!!!!
Date: Mon, 9 Jan 1995 03:02:25 -0500
***** PRIVATE: Huamanis Hater's Club
>>>>>[ WHA THE...!?!?!?!? Would s'mbody mind tellin me exactly
WHA Gunny's DOIN!?!?!?

I'm out there, _bustin_ m' hoop, teachin these hay-seeds basic
infiltration tactics, self-defense, stealth-kills, which end o' the gun
makes the nasty holes, and how ta build bombs outta chewin gum
and duct tape--and he's gottem _diggin_ fuckin HOLES!!

Wha the FUCK are we gonna do wi' a buncha HOLES!?!? Okay,
granted...they're BIG holes! But, they're HOLES, fer Chris-sake!
And, he's jus LUCKY I'm so damned-fuckin _alert_! Watch where
yer walkin, gang, if yer plannin on headin out in the dark! Cause,
those bastards r' EV'RYWHERE!

SPIRITS! S'body's gonna bust ther gawd-damned NECK! GEESH!

Oh, BTW, Dragonfly--wanna head out wi' me, fer a lil recon, on the morrow's
eve? Thought ya might like ta get a first-hand look at summa the ground
we're hopin ta cover, in there...

And, _I'm_ gonna do a lil "shoppin".....*sneer* ]<<<<<
-- THE Nexus ( When:the:bullet / Hits-the-bone )
Message no. 6
From: "Thomas W. Craig" <Craigtw1@***.COM>
Subject: Re: ACK!!!!!
Date: Mon, 9 Jan 1995 07:39:49 -0500
*****PRIVATE: Humanis Hater's Club
>>>>>[What I am doing is teaching them teamwork, If they won't work
together,
we won't win. AWRIGHT YA MAGGOTS RISE AND SHINE, WE'VE GOT TA FILL UP THEM
HOLES AND DIG 'EM RIGHT!!!!!]<<<<<
--Gunny (07:43:30 EST/ 01:09:56)

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