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Message no. 1
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: Another smartass comment
Date: Fri, 8 Dec 95 19:58:55 EST
>>>>>[WOW OBSEVER! YOU CAN DO SIMPLE MATH! DO YOU WANT SOME SORT OF REWARD
FOR THAT?

We've been in the biz together for more than seven years. Heh. For all
of you data-daemon wanna-be's, our first run was against....

+++++System Pause: 20 seconds.

...wait for it...

+++++System Pause: 20 seconds.

...<CORRUPTED> HAHA! Lamer.]<<<<<
-- Jen and Gabe <20:00:40/12-08-56>
Message no. 2
From: bd042@***.org (SCN User)
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Fri, 8 Dec 1995 17:07:04 -0800
>>>>>[oh, haha, very funny. Like anyone but Drek stayed around for
the extra 40 seconds.]<<<<<
--Moonwalker <Beat/It>
Message no. 3
From: Samuel Fortiner <fortsa@********.wwc.edu>
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Fri, 8 Dec 1995 20:15:47 -0800 (PST)
>>>>>[By saying that I can do simple math, I take it that you agree with
my "simple" equation. If so, why aren't you putting it to use? If
everyone on this board were to boast loudly, most of us would probably be
dead in the next couple months . . . not that a life expectency of 2
months is all that short for some runners . . .

+++++TIMEOUT: 30 SECONDS
]<<<<<
Observer <20:19:43/12-8-95>
Message no. 4
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Sat, 9 Dec 95 0:51:26 EST
>>>>>[Yeah, okay Observer, whatever you say.]<<<<<
-- Jen and Gabe <00:49:59/12-09-56>
Message no. 5
From: ANGLISS BRIAN EDWARD <angliss@****.colorado.edu>
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Fri, 8 Dec 1995 23:32:49 -0700 (MST)
>>>>>[Seven fraggin years? Wow.

Is that all?]<<<<<
-- Slash <23:11:34/12-08-56>

>>>>>[All this drek is starting to get annoying, you two. Righteous and
Dana fragged over a friend, and that shatters trust. Not a smart thing
to do on the best of days. But if you two operate as crazy as you brag
you do, you'll have more runners gunning for you than they do right now.
You see, R&D fragged one person, but you two risk bringing the corps,
InterPol, Lone Star, the Mafia and yaks, and everyone else down on
EVERYONE'S fraggin heads. Seattle is a close knit shadow community, and
if you prove yourself to it, it'll let you in. But imagine how many
runners you'll frag with if the drek hits the fan in Seattle because of
you? If R&D have some 5 or 6 runners after them for fraggin with one
person, who rep in Seattle is a bit tarnished anyway(sorry, AJ, but it's
true and you know it), what happens when everyone gets fragged over?
There won't be a place on the fraggin planet you can hide, and you can
brag all you fraggin want to, no-one, probably not even a fraggin greater
dragon, can stand up to the massed might of the Seattle shadows.

And yes, it is a threat. And if it doesn't scare the drek out of you,
you're both fraggin looped. And if you don't SHUT YOUR FRAGGIN YAPS
RIGHT FRAGGIN NOW, I'LL HUNT YOU BOTH DOWN AND BLAST YOU INTO YOUR NEXT
FRAGGIN LIVES!!!!]<<<<<
-- Foxey Roxey <23:27:11/12-08-56>

>>>>>[Roxey, I must admit, you've definately calmed down since having
Arial. A couple of years ago, they'd have been blasted into thier
component atoms by now.]<<<<<
-- Action Jackson <23:29:47/12-08-56>

>>>>>[Frag off and die, AJ. (now, that's not very nice, roxey) You too,
Max. (tsk tsk tsk)]<<<<<
-- Foxey Roxey <23:30:54/12-08-56>
Message no. 6
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Sat, 9 Dec 95 8:20:13 EST
>>>>>[Foxey -- quit posturing and relax. Get some sleep you've been under
a lot of stress lately and we don't want you going off and getting
yourself hurt, especially on our account.]<<<<<
-- Jen and Gabe <08:17:39:12-06-56>
Message no. 7
From: Craigtw1@***.com
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Sat, 9 Dec 1995 10:44:08 -0500
>>>>>[The world must be ending...Roxey and I agree on
something.]<<<<<
-- Shadow (07:45:30 PST/ 12:09:56)

>>>>>[QUICK EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, SHADOW AND ROXEY REN'T AT EACH
OTHER'S THROATS, for a change!]<<<<<
-- Buzz (The one the Only...Human Bee in the Matrix)
Message no. 8
From: Craigtw1@***.com
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Sat, 9 Dec 1995 10:45:43 -0500
>>>>>[Jen and Gabe, as for impressing a greater dragon, you have
failed.]<<<<<
-- Ryuga (07:46:30 PST/ 12:09:56)
Message no. 9
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Sat, 09 Dec 1995 16:26:39 +0000 (GMT)
*****NOT TO: Gryphon
>>>>>[He heh. Now, now, Ryugi baby, let's not get too bigheaded. You'=
re not
a great dragon, and you know it. Heheheh.

Ah shit, I'm not in the mood even for this. Did you all see the shots=
of the
rumble in San Fran? I'm japanese, and I found myself cheering those p=
oor
saps when they charged the marines. It's not as if I'm a great fan of=
the
imperial goverment anyway...

Shit. Freddy was not a friend of mine. I can't say I knew him all tha=
t well,
but that's no way to go... Did they use swords, I wonder...?

Fraggit. You - Jen and Gawhatsyername, DON'T GET IN MY FRAGGIN' WAY. =
I don't
think anybody is in the right mood for the drek you wankers are pushi=
ng]<<<<<
-- Goku (10:23:34/12-09-56)

*****PRIVATE: Gryffin
>>>>>[Way I read it, you were one of Frypp's friends. I may be wrong,=
in wich
case, please direct me to the right parties. I am making my services =
as a
decker available for any punitive expedition into San Fran, for a rep=
risal
against Frypp's execution. I will work for half the current going rat=
e,
no extras. I am intimately acquainted with the official imperial secu=
rity
configurations, I believe I can be of some assistance.]<<<<<
-- Goku (!):@$:£@/!@*)(-%^)
Message no. 10
From: ANGLISS BRIAN EDWARD <angliss@****.colorado.edu>
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Sat, 9 Dec 1995 14:43:54 -0700 (MST)
>>>>>[What, mons, you're tellin da Rox to stop posturin? Oh, mon,
excellent irony. You humans are so funny. I think da right...um,
metaphor is 'da pot callin da kettle black.'
+++++sounds of deep synthetic laughter+++++]<<<<<
-- The Baron <14:32:18/2-09-56>

>>>>>[Micheal, you're back in town? Uh oh.]<<<<<
-- Slash <14:33:08/12-09-56>

>>>>>[Slash Mon!!!! Ya, I'm back in this unholy city, and let me tell
you, mon, I _love_ dis town. Unholy is me. Where's da mistress? I'd
like ta stop by and give her a big bear hug.]<<<<<
-- The Baron <14:36:01/12-09-56>

>>>>>[She's hurtin real bad, Micheal. But before you go all cracked on
me, she's gettin better. AJ's workin on her, and she's had a bunch of
friends helpin her get better too. She's going to be ok.]<<<<<
-- Slash <14:38:08/12-09-56>

>>>>>[What happen, mon..... Spill it. Who, what's da slang....
'fragged'? da mistress? Sometimes I think da English language is just
too hard for me to keep track of, mon....]<<<<<
-- The Baron

>>>>>[I'll meet you at The Fools, Micheal, and tell you the story there.
You may want a drink or bottle or 8. As for speakin, you're doing great
for someone who's 2 years old.]<<<<<
-- Slash <14:42:26/12-09-56>
Message no. 11
From: StaintonC@***.com
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Sun, 10 Dec 1995 00:33:18 -0500
*****PRIVATE: Ryuga
>>>>>[I believe the only ones Jen and Gabe have actually impressed are
themselves.]<<<<<
--Ax(TIME STAMP DELETED)
Message no. 12
From: bd042@***.org (SCN User)
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Sun, 10 Dec 1995 23:42:45 -0800
>>>>>[Hey Baron, if you think English is tough, try Japanese. I'm
still struggling with all these damned Berlitz chips. It's sooooo
much easier just to slot a linguasoft, y'know?]<<<<<
--Moonwalker <gottaBe/startingSomethin'>
Message no. 13
From: ANGLISS BRIAN EDWARD <angliss@****.colorado.edu>
Subject: Re: Another smartass comment
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 1995 13:47:10 -0700 (MST)
>>>>>["Slot a chip," mon? Ahhhhh, more slang. Now I get it,
mon. It's
not da word, Moon-mon, but da slang dat I don't understand.]<<<<<
-- The Baron <13:46:38/12-11-56>

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