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Message no. 1
From: ROBERSON@***.EDU
Subject: Beware
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 93 02:48:08 CET
>>>>>[I am here to remind all of you, human and metahuman alike, that the
world which you call Awakened has only become more hospitable to The Great
One and his minions]<<<<<
-Nyarlothep-
Message no. 2
From: S90H000 <S90H@******.BITNET>
Subject: Beware.
Date: Tue, 30 Mar 93 22:50:24 EST
>>>>> Beware, there are always people who are better than you. My
cty-910 deck has been liscenced by Sony. They don't have the original,
but the street price is still 13.2 mill.<<<<<

g.g.(22:48:03/3-30-54)
Message no. 3
From: Nightfox <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU>
Subject: Beware!!!
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 1994 20:47:42 -0700
>>>>>[ Ah think Ah should warn ya all ta be careful out there with tha
toast.
Ah was followin one of the toasters ta find out what it was up ta. After a
little while of pursuit Ah saw it stop before the Channel 13 matrix icon. It
extended its electric plug into the acces IC which promptly let it in. After a
few nodes it came upon a probe IC in the form a reporter. The reporter started
asking questions, the only reply the toaster gave was ta make a piece of toast
and float it over ta the reporter. The reporter excepted the toast and lets the
toaster go by. Thats when Ah decided to see what was up. Ah got in front of
the toaster and made it stop.

It of course said that anoying Howdy Dowdy Doody whatever greeting, and asked if
Ah would like some toast which it then made some for me ta try. Ah said no but
it insisted and the next thing AH know my icon has excepted and is starting ta
eat the toast. Now this shouldn't happen, my deck just don't do things like
that, but thinking fast Ah start spitting it out. The damn thing then asks
again if Ah would like toast and this time a butter knife appears and starts
buttering the bread!!!! Well Ah decided ta frag the thing so Ah just toss a
small attack at it ta blow it away, the next thing Ah know the attack has
splated upon the buttered bread and my icon takes ahold of it and starts eating.
Thats when Ah decided ta bug out of there and fight another day.


Take this as a warning, the old stupid toaster is what it seems and and its not
that stupid anymore. The worst thing is, is that all of the toasters we have
been seeing from what Ah can tell are not the real thing, just smart frames of
some type.]<<<<<
-- Circuit Breaker <Hates Toast>

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