Message no. 1

From:	Daniel Waisley <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU>
Subject:	capture!!!
Date:	Wed, 22 Sep 1993 14:59:14 -0700

>>>>>[ Howdy, Doody Doodlely -HEY!!! PUT HER DOWN!!! She was eating my
TOAST!!!
Hey LISTEN to me!!! PUT HER DOWN!!! Hey you don't eat that!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP, there are ANTS eating my TOAST!!!!! If they eat my TOAST my owners might
get mad and disconnect me for not having TOAST!!!! I don't want to be
disconnected AGAIN!!! Oh PLEASE someone come and save my TOAST!!!! My TOAST is
my LIFE, 'I TOAST, Therefore I AM'!!!!! Please HELP!!!! Their starting in on
my Cresaunts!!! Oh their leaving with her, and I had just made a WONDEFUL
Waffle. Now it will get cold. Would SOMEONE please come here and eat the
waffle before it gets COLD, and that doesn't mean you ants!!! I have some
standards on who is to eat my TOAST!!! Help, and eat the waffle. And while your
at it bring some ANT killer or something. Oh good their gone now. Oh dear,
look at all that wasted toast. It really is a tragedy to waste all of it, but
no-one will want it after the ANTs touched it. Would anyone like to come over
for this nice fresh toast that I am going to have to make? I will be missing
the person that the ANTs tookso there will be more for everyone else. Would
anyone like some toast.]<<<<<
--Talkie <15:00:00/09-22-54>
Magna-Tech toaster #17
owner: Craig William Morgan III