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Message no. 1
From: ANGLISS BRIAN EDWARD <angliss@****.Colorado.EDU>
Subject: Congratulations, Alex
Date: Wed, 13 Mar 1996 22:55:09 -0700 (MST)
*****PRIVATE: Action Jackson
>>>>>[Congratulations on your foiling of my goals, Alex. You and your
associates have just fragged up. No more agreement.]<<<<<
-- Nicole Velli <22:49:47/03-13-57>
President/CEO
Maxim Arms

>>>>>[Ladies and gentlemen, and specifically those of you ususally
resident on these nodes, I have an announcement to make. Due to recent
events regarding my corporation, the agreement between myself and many of
you has been declared null and void. You fragged with me, and I don't
care how long it takes, you will all face the consequences of those
actions. Good bye.]<<<<<
-- Nicole Velli <22:51:34/03-13-57>
President/CEO
Maxim Arms

*****PRIVATE: The Chameleon
>>>>>[I told you this would happen, Nicole. Perhaps next time you will
actually listen to your elders.]<<<<<
-- Etsy <22:53:57/03-13-57>

*****PRIVATE: Etsy
>>>>>[A mere bump in the road, my Prince. I reached too far and was
burned in the process. So I shall sit back, learn from my mistakes, and
not make more of them. After all, I shall live far longer than most of
my fellow CEOs. Not as long as you, however.]<<<<<
-- The Chameleon <22:55:27/03-13-57>
Message no. 2
From: justinf@****.caltech.edu (Justin Fang)
Subject: Re: Congratulations, Alex
Date: Wed, 13 Mar 1996 23:45:19 -0800 (PST)
>>>>>[A... remarkable announcment from Nicole Velli, who seems to take
things
rather more personally than most CEOs. Unless the message was forged, of
course. Perhaps I was premature in declaring the latest Maxim mess over. I
shouldn't complain, though: I made a modest sum of money on Maxim stock
derivatives. Seems like a sure bet these days that Maxim stock will go down.
I don't suppose any of the people she mentioned thought to-- no, that would
probably be a bad idea.]<<<<<
-- Fisher <23:44:42/03-13-57>
Message no. 3
From: Robert Rodriguez <Robertr%tfn-ny.com@*********.tfn-ny.com>
Subject: Re: Congratulations, Alex
Date: Thu, 14 Mar 1996 09:14:26 -0500
>>>>>[hmmm, hmmmm, so I take it this is where I start quakin'in my boots.
sorry, nicky, but I bet it was all a bunch of men.
you know dam well, we are not gonna leave that kind of power in the
hands of a woman. What? Are you crazy? just because you get real bad
cramps and your ankles swell up on month, doesn't mean the rest of the
world has to run to their nearest nuke shelter... ]<<<<<
-- GoD <07:21:10/03-14-57>
Message no. 4
From: Umfleet <gumfleet@***.edu>
Subject: Re: Congratulations, Alex
Date: Thu, 14 Mar 1996 11:28:11 -0500 (EST)
>>>>>[Oh no I'm peein on my self now, gods I better run an hide before
the big bad corp lady gets me. BOO-HOO, BOO-HOO. There was that scared
enough for ya. :)]<<<<<
-- Redfeather <03/14/57 11:24:12>




*****Private:Redfeather
>>>>>[You know as I read your little message one word comes to mind:
STUPID!!!!!!. Here I was telling my good friends how professional you
were and how you never did anything stupid, then POOF you do this. If it
wasn't for the fact that it was so funny I'd be upset.]<<<<<
-- Mr. Blackthorne <03/14/57 11:27:39>
Message no. 5
From: winter@******.med.harvard.edu
Subject: Re: Congratulations, Alex
Date: Thu, 14 Mar 1996 11:58:02 -0500
>>>>>[Huh?]<<<<<
-- Tigger <12:01:27/03-14-57>

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