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Message no. 1
From: StaintonC@***.com
Subject: Cowboy?
Date: Wed, 8 Nov 1995 13:39:05 -0500
>>>>>[ Hoi, chummers! I've been outa the slot for some time, and I'm
lookin'
for a whiz-hot decker I used to run with. Anybody heard of Cowboy? I'd love
to stay and chat, but I got to run to the stuffer shack & pickup some Amber
Gel.]<<<<<

-Ax <13:35:30/11-5-56>
Message no. 2
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: Re: Cowboy?
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 1995 20:40:29 +0000 (GMT)
>>>>>[Ya been outta da friggin slot a long time chummer - Dey don't make
Amber Gel no more fer years.

So hows dat I know so much 'bout confectionery? Frag, da squealers useta
love the fraggin' stuff 'DA! DA! Gerrus some Ambergel DA!'

'Course, once dey stopped makin' it I hadda subtitute, hadn'I? Here's
what I done: CatMunce.

First ya grabs a cat, an' ya bash's it's skull in.

Den ya powers up da meat grinder...

Ahhh, fargetit! I ain't givin' you breeders da recipe - Y'all got no
appreciatn' fer good Ork cuisine]<<<<<
-- Brocken Bone (13:46:12/11-8-56)
Message no. 3
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: Re: Cowboy?
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 95 2:53:38 EST
>>>>>[Brocken Bone: It's orks like you that give your metatype a bad
name.]<<<<<
-- Zippy <02:55:27/11-11-56>
Message no. 4
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: Re: Cowboy?
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 15:19:43 +0000 (GMT)
>>>>>[Hurrr??

'It's orks like youse dat give yer metatype a bad name'???

Whatta frag you talkin' about, ya meathead?

Oh. I see. Ya mean dat Catmunce thing.

Sheesh, I guess youse's right Zippy - It _was_ kinda mean a me notta share
da recipe, wasnit?

O.k. here it goes:

+++++INCLUDE: Catmunce.recipe

Ya happy now, ya fraggin' breeder wimp?]<<<<<
-- Brocken Bone (10:12:1/11-14-56)
Message no. 5
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: Re: Cowboy?
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 95 20:58:03 EST
>>>>>[ Frag you Brocken Bone, I've seen more disgusting recipes made
by effeminate elves. Try harder next time. I doubt you even have the
balls to make it, let alone eat it.]<<<<<
-- Zippy <20:54:19/11-14-56>


*****PRIVATE TO: Tobai
>>>>>[ If this freakball ork keeps this crap up I wanna nail his
connection. You wanna help?]<<<<<
-- Zippy <20:54:21/11-14-56>

*****PRIVATE TO: Zippy
>>>>>[ Why bother? Orks only live for about 35 years. He's probably at
least 20. Just give it 'till 2071 and go dance on his grave... If
anyone has enough cred to bury him that is...]<<<<<
-- Tobai <20:54:32/11-14-56>

*****PRIVATE TO: Tobai
>>>>>[*guilt*]<<<<<
-- Zippy <20:54:33/11-14-56>
Message no. 6
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: Re: Cowboy?
Date: Wed, 15 Nov 1995 16:53:03 +0000 (GMT)
>>>>>[Huh? Disgustin'?? Whatta frag's so disgustin' bout Catmunce?
It's wat I feeds da squealers wit mosta da time anyhows.

Jeez, here I is, tryin' ta improve Ork public r'lashuns, but der just ain't
no talkin' to fraggin' breederz. Huh. Effeminate elfs. 'Course fraggin'
elves make more disgustin' cookin' than us orks - izza fact o' life, innit?
]<<<<<
-- Brocken Bone (10:12-34/11-15-56)

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