| From: | DANIEL WAISLEY <LGLUMKA@***.BITNET> |
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| Subject: | CRUSH BACK!!! |
| Date: | Mon, 22 Mar 93 21:53:19 CET |
CRUSH had fun week. CRUSH went on two behemoth hunts. CRUSH
went to wedding that almost got rained on. CRUSH went to Disney World where
little kids thought CRUSH was Beast, CRUSH not Beast, CRUSH have one horn
not none. CRUSH got to watch Nightfox get plane-sick.
CRUSH brought back lots of behemoth so that CRUSH can have party
and invite friends.
CRUSH think CRUSH should tell about fun behemoth hunt.
CRUSH tell friends that CRUSH going to go hunt behemoths. They tell
CRUSH not to go, behemoths are dangerous and CRUSH never been in swamp. CRUSH
say not worry, CRUSH big boy and can take care of self.
Sheena then tell CRUSH to atleast help CRUSH pack. Sheena make sure
CRUSH have Flares if CRUSH get into trouble. Sheena then give CRUSH grapple
gun to use to drag behemoth. CRUSH take along Panther cannon and also Enfield
to use as pistol. CRUSH fill up back pack with snack for when CRUSH get hungry.
CRUSH also have big canoe and trusty axe 'Wally'.
CRUSH leave into swamp. CRUSH got for about half hour till CRUSH
get hungry. CRUSH eat half of snacks then think CRUSH should save some for
later. After CRUSH done eating CRUSH go on. CRUSH think hear something
so CRUSH stop and stand to get better view, not good idea, CRUSH fall through
canoe. CRUSH loose favorite Panther cannon. CRUSH also loose snacks, CRUSH
think CRUSH should have eatin all at once. CRUSH decide maybe CRUSH should
go back to house to get more food.
CRUSH start walk along. CRUSH notice after while that CRUSH hasn't made
much progress in last 2 minutes. CRUSH look down, CRUSH sinking in to ground.
Uh-oh CRUSH think CRUSH in quick-sand. CRUSH wonder what NEAL ORK BARBARIAN
would do. Little later after quick-sand up to waist CRUSH think find a vine,
that what NIEL would do. No luck for CRUSH, no vine. Maybe time to use
flare, so CRUSH reach do to get flare. Opps wrong side, CRUSH got grapple
gun instead. Now where CRUSH put flare?. Wait second!!!, CRUSH use grapple
gun as vine!!!. SO CRUSH no use flare instead use grapple gun. CRUSH
safe on dry land.
CRUSH head back to house again. CRUSH get fish in boot so CRUSH
stop and sit on log to remove fish. Suddenly log rise up and throw CRUSH off.
Log not Log, log is Behemoth. Behemoth try bite CRUSH, CRUSH make it think
not do that, CRUSH bop behemoth on nose. Behemoth stop, behemoth surprised.
Behemoth bite at CRUSH again, CRUSH leap out of way.
CRUSH now not having fun, behemoth making CRUSH angry. CRUSH
take out 'Wally'. Behemoth attack CRUSH again, try bite CRUSH. CRUSH hold
mouth open. Not good idea, behemoth have bad breath and is strong too, CRUSH
nearly loose pinky.
CRUSH decide CRUSH had enough, CRUSH punch behemoth. CRUSH notice that
it hurt CRUSH more than behemoth. CRUSH decide on different plan. CRUSH
go to side of behemoth and swing at neck. CRUSH slip in mud. Behemoth step
on CRUSH leg. CRUSH pissed, CRUSH chop behemoth head off. Behemoth fall on
CRUSH. Little later CRUSH able to push dead body off. CRUSH look 'round
behemoth head gone. Oh well, CRUSH think, it was ugly anyway.
CRUSH notice that behemoth is really big, bigger than CRUSH. Gonna
be hard to carry on shoulder, CRUSH decide to drag instead.
After about two hours CRUSH make back to house. Behemoth make great
barbicue, CRUSH actually get full.
After Disney World go hunting again, this time CRUSH just chop
every log CRUSH come upon. After 20 logs CRUSH find log that hit back.
CRUSH chop off anothe head. This one closer to house so take CRUSH only hour to
get back.
CRUSH got go now, talk of food make CRUSH hungry again. CRUSH go
have 3 Behemoth Burgers. CRUSH tell more of trip when CRUSH done
eating]<<<<<
-CRUSH<15:49:34/03-22-54>
