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From:	Mark Imbriaco mark.imbriaco@*****.com
Subject:	Easy..
Date:	Wed, 27 Dec 2000 16:57:48 -0500 (EST)

Message no. 1 ***** PRIVATE: Easy
>>>>>[ Ok, so I have to hear from one of my guys who saw you in the 'Eight
that you're in town since you haven't called me? I'm hurt. If you don't
appease me I might show up in the 'Eight with that loud Hawaiian shirt
that I used when we were playing tourist a couple years ago -- assuming it
hasn't been completely consumed by moths.

Going to be in town long enough to catch up over dinner? Is Mani along?
Catch you later. ]<<<<<
-- Griffyn <16:58:15/12-27-61>

From:	Paul J. Adam ShadowTK@********.demon.co.uk
Subject:	Easy..
Date:	Wed, 27 Dec 2000 23:30:30 +0000

Message no. 2 *****PRIVATE: Griffyn
>>>>>[I had business to attend to. Small matter of corrupt senior FBI.

Now handled, to my relief. Didn't fire a shot.

If you turn up at the Eight in _that_ shirt, I'll not only applaud, I'll
sell _tickets_. Turn up any way you like and tell Two-Tone who you are.
We'll just handle matters from there.

Just me... Mani's minding the store back home. Did you bringing
Stephanie along, or is Lynch still keeping her busy in assorted foreign
wars-for-hire so she doesn't just drive that tank of hers up to the
Pentagon and tell then to bring out Ernang in chains or she starts
blasting?

Last I heard, Lynch is still alive and well and _pissed_. Internal UCAS
problems. Lilith is captured and in enemy hands but believed to be
alive. And I'm instructed to stay out... for now. Politics, fucking
politics.

For myself, life is good. I'm just discovering I've got a conscience...
or at least, that I don't like leaving friends in hard places when I
could help but am told not to.

That aside, my friendly tiger, the chef at the Eight still has standing
orders to provide a private room and a full haunch of freshly-killed
prime beef when a shapeshifter visits. Grass-fed cattle, with rich
marbled meat and strong bones filled with luscious marrow... it's almost
a pity to feed it to a weretiger who'll gulp it down in chunks where
humans would actually _chew_ their food and enjoy each mouthful :)

And, Griffyn, greetings from Quinn. She made me a small wager you'd
speak to me before her, and said if I won I had to call you "a ginger
furball" and remind you to drop by Glamis sometime soon.

Good to hear from you, Griff. I tend to take my friends for
granted.]<<<<<
-- Easy <23:30:02/12-27-61>

From:	Peter Triller <triller@***.UNI-PASSAU.DE>
Subject:	Easy
Date:	Thu, 18 May 1995 20:42:27 +0200

Message no. 3 ***** PRIVATE: Stampede
>>>>>[Hey you frightened furball, I do my best OK, easy chum !!
tomorrow I kow more]<<<<<
-- Dr Snooze <20:41:56/05-18-56>

From:	"Mark L. Neidengard" <mneideng@****.CALTECH.EDU>
Subject:	Re: Easy?
Date:	Mon, 16 Dec 1996 21:00:55 -0800

Message no. 4 >>>>>[Gee, Urbanus, thanks for sharing your sexual tastes with us all; I'm
really sure your fans were dying to know that about you. Don't worry though,
I'm sure it'll get duly reported in Dangerous People Quarterly and all the
groupies will lay off for at least a little while. But really, haven't you
heard of "multiple orgasms", or haven't you been in company that could
manage that little trick?

Besides, just being wired doesn't mean that one _can't_ linger over one's
pursuits; it _does_ mean that certain other ones may be opened up (just check
out <ENCRYPTED> if you don't believe me and think you can break the ice).
Perhaps Urbanus needs a trip to the PleasureDome in Hong Kong to sweeten his
disposition... ]<<<<<
-- Azrael <20:49:28 / 12-16-57>

From:	Avenger <Avenger@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: Easy?
Date:	Tue, 17 Dec 1996 14:27:16 +0000

Message no. 5 >>>>>[You have me at a disadvantage Azrael, I don't recall stating any
preferences in any manner like you hint, and why pray tell, would it be
included in this fictional magazine you speak of. DPQ is worse than a
joke, and I have no desire to be included within it's ludicrous pages.
I do not feel that a single innocent statement would be included in the
worst of the gutter rags. Anyway suffice to say, I've not had any
complaints, but then my path keeps me away much of the time, and sex is
not something I am able to indulge in with any regularity. Interpret
that how you will.

I am no decker, so you'll excuse me if I make no claims to ice breaking.
Also I have no real desire to visit what I assume is a pornographic
area? even if I could break the ice. The pleasuredome in Hong Kong is
not a building I would advertise if I were you, it is quite trashy. If
you really want to enjoy yourself, try The Palace of the Lotus in
Singapore. Now that _is_ interesting.]<<<<<
-- Urbanus <14:23:27/12-17-57>

From:	Thunder <Alamos20K@******.CLEANERS.CX>
Subject:	EASY
Date:	Mon, 23 Dec 1996 23:34:45 +0000

Message no. 6 >>>>>[Well you're well named ain't ya. Poor stupid little bitch. You
really think that just because you don't post to me, I ain't gonna find
out what your doin'. You have gotta be the most stupid person I have
ever met. I'm not alone you know, other people watch out for stupid
shit like this. If your really lucky, amybe one of 'em will answer you
and take your stinkin' money, and then ram it down your mutie throat.

You need your fuckin' head see to ya slut. Tell ya what Easy, seeing as
your name makles you whore, why don't you come and get me.

You can't, your too fucking scared to face down a real target, that's
why your picking on those poor people in your vid. Just what I'd expect
from a fucking elf. Well, you pointy eared mutant whore, come and play
with a real man. I'll show you what it's really about.

Stop playing with the little people Easy, and show me what you're made
of.

Or is it that you have to hold prisoners to show what a hero you are.
Oh look at the big hard fuckin' elf, she's got some humanis prisoners
and she's gonna kill 'em unless they tell her where I am. OOooohhhhh
I'm so scared of you... Stupid bitch.

You want to know where I am Easy? I'm right here. In your own back
yard. Right where you said you lived. I'm here now. Don't believe me?
Here, I'll show you...

+++++Include: PuyTar.vcr

"Look, isn't that the wonderfull square of hope. Where the Elves
congregated first when they decided that this would be a nice place to
breed and poison this country? And Oh, look there's a bar. Funny how
you muties manage to live in poverty, yet you've still got money to
drink. Fuckin' hypocrits. Wait what's this? Oh, it's got a flashing
light and a button..."

A remote detonator is brought into camera view, aerial extended, and
armed light blinking. A well manicured thumb apears over the button.

"What do you think happens when I press this button?"

A massive explosion rips through the small bar, flames and thick smoke
rolls towards the sky. People nearby dive to the ground, women start
screaming. Somewhere a siren sounds.

+++++End include.

Oh dear, looks like some more of you mutie scum just died. Hahahaha

Oh, by the way, there a real special present waiting for you Easy. Real
Special. Don't forget to watch your back Easy. I might be watchin' ya.

And as for the rest of you fucking meta slags, eat shit and die you
ignorant slime.]<<<<<
-- Thunda <23:24:12/12-23-57>

--
Pete Sims
Civilisation advances by extending the number of important operations which we
can perform without thinking about them.

From:	Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 00:50:50 +0000

Message no. 7 >>>>>[How quaint this Thunda maniac is....

Fuck indeed..... Hmmmmmm]<<<<<
-- Inferno <00:46:54 GMT/24.DEC.57>

***** PRIVATE: Easy
>>>>>[I realise you don't know me easy, but, having just seen the latest
rantings of this Thunda loony, I'd like to add 50K from my own pocket to get
him off the streets and in the morge.... I think a friend will also like to
contribute a little something....]<<<<<
-- Inferno <00:49:44 GMT/24.DEC.57>

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 01:01:57 +0000

Message no. 8 *****NOT TO: Easy
>>>>>[The Elven murderer nicknamed "Easy" ruthlessly and without
provocation murdered one of our members during a peaceful meeting,
showing neither remorse nor guilt.

We are prepared to offer a bounty of Y10,000 for her capture, or for
delivery of identifiable remains.

We also deplore totally the actions of the person known as "Thunda". It
appears he is in fact an Elf, probably as deranged as this "Easy",
attempting to pollute the reputation of a decent and law-abiding
policlub which seeks to change this nation by purely legal and
democratic means. No true Human would act in such a lunatic manner.

The same bounty is available on this person's head, provided it can be
positively identified.]<<<<<
-- Edwin G. Cutress <01:02:16/12-24-57>
Chapter 247
Humanis Policlub

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 00:56:25 +0000

Message no. 9 >>>>>[Time and place, Thunda. Time and place. I'll meet you and I'll
kill you.

Two hits. I hit you, you hit the ground.

C'mon, you can take one itty-bitty little Elf-girl, you can't _possibly_
be scared of me...

Nope, Thunda, it seems you're scared of me.

I guess Elven schoolchildren count as "dangerous opponents" for Humans
these days.

I guess setting off a bomb in a bar is a "high threat mission" for
someone like you and your kind.

I guess shooting unarmed schoolteachers qualifies as heroism for Human
warriors like you.

I'm waiting. I guess I'll wait a long time before a chickenshit coward
like you ever dares fight an Elf face-to-face, but then that's Human
supremacists for you. At least the Elf-Nazis carved out their own
homeland, the human fascists couldn't even manage that.]<<<<<
-- Easy <00:55:42/12-34-57>

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 01:05:08 +0000

Message no. 10 *****PRIVATE: Inferno
>>>>>[You're right, I don't know you, but if you're offering me money
for something I was going to do anyway I won't complain.

At risk of melodrama - some friends are fond of it, I didn't realise how
easy it was to slip into - this town's too small for the two of us.
Either I kill him, or he kills me. And fast.

Be warned, if I don't manage it: he's got friends, he wasn't working
alone at the school. Don't know about the others.]<<<<<
-- Easy <01:05:43/12-24-57>

From:	Thunder <Alamos20K@******.CLEANERS.CX>
Subject:	Easy
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 01:54:46 +0000

Message no. 11 >>>>>[Two hits huh? Wow. Not only is your mouth as big as your head,
but your ego fits in between.

You dare to challenge me Easy. You poor deluded slut.

Elven schoolchildren are not dangerous opponents, so don't think you'll
make me rise to that bait. They are future scroungers, a millstone
around the neck of civilisation. And destroying their pathitic slovenly
lives, was necessary.

And who shot the women, they weren't shot. Really Easy, you should do
your research before you indulge yourself. They were crucified, and
disemboweled as a message to all other mutie sympathisers.

You go ahead and wait if you think I'm gonna walk into a trap set up by
your buddies, so that you gcan claim your glory, you gotta think again.

I'm no coward, but then you'll figure that out for yourself one day, if
you live that long. Oh no Easy, you come get me, you show off your
vaunted elven tracking skills, stick your nose into the ground and sniff
me out like the dog you are.

I have a mission, and you will not interfere with that mission.

I will let you have a little souvenir though. At >>location<< you'll
find a nice gift, all wrapped up for you. Hell, you might even
recognise the bitch. Found her fucking another mutie, propogating the
species or whatever it is you creatures do. Well, she won't fuck
anything ever again, neither will the mutie with her.

Enjoy yourself. You might want to stuff what I stuck in her mouth, and
keep it for yourself. It should be just about your speed.

Oh, yeah, one other thing. If you can get there in time, you'll find
another device planted in the Meeting Hall off've Christobela's Wayward
Station.

Defuse that if you can.]<<<<<
-- Thunda <01:54:10/12-24-57>

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: Easy
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 02:44:01 +0000

Message no. 12 >>>>>[Yeah, Thunda, like I said. One Elf girl with a gun and you run
your mouth as fast as you run your legs.

Sure, I dare to challenge you. Why the hell not? You don't dare fight
someone who might be able to fight back. I kill Humans for sport,
Thunda. Come stop me if you can.

But noooo, I'm too dangerous, the big bad Elf-girl might hurt poor
little Thunda, he's got to stick to children and teachers, and even they
were a big deal for him.

You're the best the Human race can do? Shyeah.]<<<<
-- Easy <02:40:32/12-24-57>

From:	Thunder <Alamos20K@******.CLEANERS.CX>
Subject:	Easy
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 03:21:21 +0000

Message no. 13 >>>>>[Oh no Easy. I don't think so.

You throw out your empty challenges like confetti at a mutie funeral.
You'll not make me rise to your pathetic claims.

So what if I killed kids, they were mutants, freaks that even nature
shuns. They deserved to die, as do the next, and the next, and all
others that follow.

Find me, you elven whore. Come and take me. You call me coward, fine,
I accept the label. For if it takes a coward to cleanse this city of
filth like you, then I am happy to be a coward.

Excuse me while I get some yellow paint and a brush.

You have two clues Easy. Find the clues, find the place, find the
target. You may, if your intelligent enough, or can find help if your
brain is not capable of coherent thought, find me nearby. I know you
Easy, I have you in my sights, and a photograph of you in my pocket. it
was amusing watching you vomit in the street at the mutie home. The big
bad terrible dandelion eater can't take a little blood. Ahhhh, poor
little elf bitch.]<<<<<
-- Thunda <03:19:17/12-24-57>

From:	Brian Angliss <angliss@*****.COLORADO.EDU>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 00:03:57 -0700

Message no. 14 >>>>>[I'm nearly out of bodies. Fresh ones would be nice. Chapter 247,
was it? You wouldn't mind telling me where that is, would you? Of
course you would, what _am_ I thinking. Never mind. I'll find it
anyway.]<<<<<
-- Diana, Mistress of the Night <00:05:28/12-24-57>

From:	Wes Nicholson <wes@********.COM.AU>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Wed, 25 Dec 1996 00:50:10 +1100

Message no. 15 ***** PRIVATE: Easy
>>>>>[55k to kill this son of a bitch? I'll kick in another 55k, and if I
get the little fragger first, the money can go to defray the medical
expenses of the meta's he didn't manage to quite kill outright.]<<<<<
-- Lefty <00:49:04/12-25-57>

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 14:38:26 +0000

Message no. 16 *****PRIVATE: Diana
>>>>>[Their 24 hours is nearly up anyway. The place is at
>>encrypted<<.
They've probably upped the security since my visit, though.]<<<<<
-- Easy <14:37:43/12-24-57>

From:	Sascha Pabst <Sascha.Pabst@**********.UNI-OLDENBURG.DE>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 16:42:39 +0000

Message no. 17 ***** PRIVATE: Easy, Urbanus, Mr Bill, Skuff, Edwin G. Cutress
>>>>>[ Easy's discussion with Thunda left large traces. I think you might
be
interested to hear he's posting from somewhere in Tarislar. Sorry I can't
pinpoint him exactly, but two thirds of Tarislar is connected with... well,
unofficial nodes... I guess he's _about_ >>encrypted<<, add or take two
streets - or some long wires.

If you happen to find the Arschloch, and collect the bounty, there's a private
school in Redmond, that offers the kids some education. Spend 'em my share.
Yes, that's for you, too, Mr. Cutress, although they "even" educate metas.
Adress is >>encrypted<<.

Merry XMas (and Santa Claus has pointy ears, too! :-)]<<<<<
-- Orion <16:29:45/12-24-57>

From:	Sascha Pabst <Sascha.Pabst@**********.UNI-OLDENBURG.DE>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 16:42:39 +0000

Message no. 18 ***** PRIVATE: Easy
>>>>>[ Although I do not agree with what you do, and how you do it, you may
think this interesting.

+++++ include Edwin_G._Cutress_01:02:16/12-24-57.txt

Merry christmas. ]<<<<<
-- Orion <15:49:04/12-24-57>

From:	Chuck McKenzie <kilroy@**.WISC.EDU>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 10:50:17 -0600

Message no. 19 ***** PRIVATE: Easy, Urbanus, Orion, Skuff, Edwin G. Cutress
>>>>>[Star drones picked up the following at the bar bombing.

+++++ Include: Thunda.pic

I have three drones in place over his posting area, and he's not moving.
I've got a couple people on the way, anyone else coming?]<<<<<
-- Mr Bill <10:47:09/12-24-57>

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Tue, 24 Dec 1996 23:22:35 +0000

Message no. 20 *****PRIVATE: Mr Bill
>>>>>[I think I know where he's going and I'll cover that.

If you get him, fine. If not, hopefully I'll nail the sonofabitch.]<<<<<
-- Easy <23:25:43/12-24-57>

From:	Wes Nicholson <wes@********.COM.AU>
Subject:	Easy
Date:	Fri, 27 Dec 1996 09:31:24 +1100

Message no. 21 ***** Private: Easy
>>>>>[I have seen the footage of your battle with Thunda. Should you be
in
need of medical assistance, a friend of mine has a private facility where
people in our line of work can recover without awkward questions being asked.

Your money, at least the 185k I promised, is waiting for you whenever you
want to come and get it. Contact me to arrange a meet or electronic transfer.

You may want to lie low for a while - I have information that Thunda may
have been involved in a larger organisation and they may seek vengeance. I
can arrange a safe place if you don't have one of your own.

Oh yeah, well done.]<<<<<
-- Lefty <09:30:46/12-27-57>

From:	Matthew T Boutilier <rasterburn@****.COM>
Subject:	EASY
Date:	Thu, 26 Dec 1996 18:58:53 EST

Message no. 22 >>>>>[Good job Easy. Dismemberment was gruesome, but definetily in order.
You have cleaned the world of more trash and done more good by killing
one person than Thunda could have hoped to do by killing hundreds.
Just our of curiosity, what are you going to do with the head? I
know a good taxidermist if you'd like to hold on to it. If not, invite a
bunch of runners and blast the drek out of it with all the firepower you
have until its just a little red mist.]<<<<<
-- Raster Burn <18:52:15 / 12-26-57>

From:	Chuck McKenzie <kilroy@**.WISC.EDU>
Subject:	Re: EASY
Date:	Thu, 26 Dec 1996 20:18:34 -0600

Message no. 23 *****PRIVATE : Easy
>>>>>[Nicely done. If you need any medical help (magical or otherwise),
let me know.]<<<<<
-- Mr. Bill <08:17:34/12-26-57>

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: Easy
Date:	Fri, 27 Dec 1996 11:21:23 +0000

Message no. 24 *****PRIVATE: Lefty
>>>>>[Thanks for the offer of medical help, but one of the hospital docs
scraped me off the sidewalk and put me back together again.

Send the money to >>encrypted<<. And I may need to take you up on the
place of shelter, this guy had some serious contacts. Those explosions
were _not_ penny firecrackers.]<<<<<
-- Easy <11:21:40/12-27-57>

From:	Wes Nicholson <wes@********.COM.AU>
Subject:	Re: Easy
Date:	Fri, 27 Dec 1996 23:46:33 +1100

Message no. 25 *****PRIVATE: Easy
>>>>>[The money has been transferred.
Just let me know if (when?) you need the bolt hole.]<<<<<
-- Lefty <23:46:02/12-27-57>

From:	Thunder <Alamos20K@******.CLEANERS.CX>
Subject:	EASY!!!!!!
Date:	Tue, 31 Dec 1996 23:56:26 +0000

Message no. 26 >>>>>[You have my head. I want it back.]<<<<<
-- Thunda <00:01:10/01:01:58>

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: EASY!!!!!!
Date:	Wed, 1 Jan 1997 12:05:52 +0000

Message no. 27 >>>>>[Come and get it, motherfucker.]<<<<<
-- Easy <12:05:43/01-01-58>

From:	EBruns@***.COM
Subject:	Easy
Date:	Fri, 3 Jan 1997 19:12:58 -0500

Message no. 28 >>>>>[Your rantings have grown tiresome, it is time for silence. It is
time
for justice]<<<<<
-- Stefan <17:55:2 / 01-03-58>
Paladin of the Outer Circle
Operation: Redemption

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: Easy
Date:	Sat, 4 Jan 1997 00:24:49 +0000

Message no. 29 >>>>>[Hey, "Stefan"? Mister Paladin?

Come and get some.]<<<<<
-- Easy <00:30:15/01-04-58>

From:	Wes Nicholson <wes@********.COM.AU>
Subject:	Re: Easy
Date:	Sat, 4 Jan 1997 17:05:10 +1100

Message no. 30 ***** Private: Easy
>>>>>[Calm down, Easy. You can't kill all the humanis scum in the world -
there are just too many of them. They're justing trying to bait you.

Besides, it's more fun to kill them in big bunches, like at their stupid
policlub meetings. Come over for a soycaf and I'll tell you about what
really happened to the Fort Lewis chapter.]<<<<<
-- Lefty <16:55:13/01-04-58>

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: Easy
Date:	Sat, 4 Jan 1997 10:21:34 +0000

Message no. 31 *****PRIVATE: Lefty
>>>>>[Don't worry, Lefty, I'm calm. And I only go for Humanis when they
get in my way or get too obvious about their violence: nobody deserves
to die just for being an asshole.

Frag the soykaf, meet me at >>encrypted<< for some _real_ coffee, my
treat. Working with Lynch got me into expensive habits.]<<<<<
-- Easy <10:26:18/01-04-58>

From:	EBruns@***.COM
Subject:	Re: Easy
Date:	Sat, 4 Jan 1997 16:50:50 -0500

Message no. 32 >>>>>[Easy, let the chase begin.]<<<<<
-- Stefan <15:41:22 / 01-04-58
Paladin of the Outer Circle
Operation: Redemption

From:	Wes Nicholson <wes@********.SPAMJAM.COM.AU>
Subject:	Re: Easy
Date:	Sun, 5 Jan 1997 11:28:19 +1100

Message no. 33 *****PRIVATE: Easy
>>>>>[Sorry, Easy, didn't mean to imply I killed folks for fun. I never
killed a policlubber that didn't ask for it.]<<<<<
-- Lefty <11:28:08/01-05-58>

From:	"Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:	Re: Easy
Date:	Sat, 4 Jan 1997 22:47:01 +0000

Message no. 34 >>>>>[Paladin of the Outer Circle? Outer Circle? You don't take me
seriously, it seems.

Gimme a break. I put some ten-millimetre holes through Brother Phillips,
I killed Thunda and ripped his head off, now he's calling himself
Lazarus and pretending the whole fight never happened so I have to kill
him again and this time make sure he stays dead.

I've got better things to do than waste my time on dipshits like you.
You want to come after me, be my guest, right now I don't know where the
hell I'll be tomorrow so how can you catch me? Otherwise give me someone
who's actually worth wasting ammo on.]<<<<<
-- Easy <22:47:57/01-04-58>

From:	EBruns@***.COM
Subject:	Re: Easy
Date:	Sun, 5 Jan 1997 10:16:12 -0500

Message no. 35 >>>>>[Did you say that you put a few 10 mm into me? Funny, you think I
would
have noticed that. Go figure]<<<<<
-- Brother Johnathon Marion Phillips <22:43:22 / 01-04-58>
Operation: Redemption

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