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Message no. 1
From: "Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject: Export Model Harley
Date: Tue, 4 Nov 1997 23:19:20 +0000
*****PRIVATE: W. Schmidt
>>>>>[Oh, man.

I followed your info, dude. Guess what? I got my head stuck in a God-be-
damned meatgrinder thanks to it.

Your location? Cold, but not frosty. Not too hard asking around at an
old labour camp, especially not this place if you're a hardcore biker,
but nobody really knows much. Might have seen your guys, but they left,
don't know where they went. About all I could expect.

So I follow your direction, figuring, hey, they've got four days on me
and they don't know I'm coming. I end up in this nice little village.
This nice little village doesn't like strangers asking questions. This
nice little village is awfully well-armed and a little trigger-happy,
bro.

Either those dudes wandered into that 'hood and got snuffed, which
sounds kinda likely to me, or else it's _their_ 'hood and they just went
home, in which case no way can I get in without a couple of ammo
replens, or else you're skinny was one-eighty out and Wanderer and
Dragoneyes were nowhere near that Godforsaken place.

Either way, I had to crack some heads and pop some caps getting to my
bike and getting out, don't think I offed anyone though.

And I freaking _hate_ concentration camps.

You want me to carry this on, man, you need to get some better info on
where these guys are gonna be, Germany's a big place and I can't just go
round capping everyone who looks like a fuzzy trideo pic from God knows
when.

Later.]<<<<<
-- Harley <23:18:42/11-04-58>
Message no. 2
From: Mike Goldberg <michael.goldberg@*******.COM>
Subject: Re: Export Model Harley
Date: Wed, 5 Nov 1997 14:00:02 MST
***** Private: Harley
>>>>>[ I apologize for the incorrect assumption on what their
ultimate goal is. After thinking about the situation for a better
part of the night, I think they might be on a tour of old
concentration camps. Since I'm only basing it on the fact that I
know they have hit one recently, it is only a guess.

A trip through library net should reveal where most of the camps are
located. That, unfortunately, is my best guess. As you can imagine,
your targets are trying to avoid being found, which makes it harder
to locate them. ]<<<<<
-- W. Schmidt <18:48:11/05-NOV-58>

***** Private: Eriksen
>>>>>[ Herr Eriksen: Although I have been recently been warned off
investigating the terrorist activity that led to the destruction of
two military helicopters, it has come to my attention that something
interesting happened down by >>encrypted<< yesterday. I heard that
you were vaguely interested in these insults to Germany and might
have personnel at your disposal to make these criminals pay. Take
the tip for what is worth, although, you never received this from me.
]<<<<<
-- Ratspeak <18:55:15/05-NOV-58>

***** Private: Nightmare
>>>>>[ I planted some evidence which should use Eriksen to our
advantage in dealing with things we cannot look at due to the
climate. The only risk that I see, is that your "precious" pawns
might get caught by Eriksen.

+++++ include Eriksen.message ]<<<<<
-- Ratspeak <18:56:11/05-NOV-58>

***** Private: Ratspeak
>>>>>[ Next time consult me before you directly leak information to
Eriksen. I
would have preferred the information arrive a little more indirectly to him.
]<<<<<
-- Nightmare <18:58:53/05-NOV-58>
Message no. 3
From: "Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject: Re: Export Model Harley
Date: Thu, 6 Nov 1997 23:02:33 +0000
*****PRIVATE: W. Schmidt
>>>>>[Yeah, man, like _you're_ sorry. You're not the one ended up
running from a mob of angry peasants, except instead of pitchforks and
torches they had shotguns and rifles. Not my idea of a good time, buddy.

So now I gotta go wander around Dachau, Sobibor, Bergen-Belsen,
Auschwitz, and all the others. After I told you how much I freaking
_hate_ death camps, I now got to tour them _all_ looking for two guys
who, thanks to your cruddy information, are at least a goddamn _week_
ahead of me now.

In other words, pal, the price of this job just went up twenty-five per
cent, and if I don't find that cred transferred by Saturday, good bye.
Got that?]<<<<<
-- Harley <23:02:15/11-06-58>

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