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Message no. 1
From: Bob Ooton <topcat@**.CENCOM.NET>
Subject: Heyas Suzers!
Date: Mon, 1 May 1995 01:15:41 -0500
*****Private: Suzanne Guiseppe
>>>>>[Suzy-babe! Long time no war! Was wondering if you could maybe kinda
see it in your most wonderfullest of hearts to, well...you*

+++++LINK TERMINATED
+++++HAVE A NICE DAY!]<<<<<
-- TopCat <01:09:42/5-1-56>

*****Private: TopCat
>>>>>[Just cut to the chase, moron.]<<<<<
-- Suzanne Guiseppe <01:09:58/5-1-56>

*****Private: Suzanne Guiseppe
>>>>>[Ummm, *ahem* since you put it so nicely. I need my toys. Yeah, that
means the whole arsenal. The Predator, the Viper, and the Alpha (I miss my
baby!). Along with my wardrobe. The long coat and that stuff would just
get in the way. I need the armored bodysuit with my jacket. I know I owe
you for some of that still, but I've got the money finally. No kidding...
one sec!

+++++TRANSFER FROM ACCT >>encrypted<<
+++++TO ACCT >>encrypted<<
+++++AMOUNT = 4,000 Nuyen
+++++TRANSACTION COMPLETED

There ya go! All paid up, finally. So what do ya say, huh? Can I have my
toys now?]<<<<<
-- TopCat <01:16:55/5-1-56>

*****Private: TopCat
>>>>>[Hmmmm, you know if you'd waited one more week I woulda sold the lot.
They've been kept in nice shape and all while you were gone, which was a
fraggin long time I might add! But I'll let you have them. But you now owe
me for storage on all that stuff for...3 months? Lessee, mil-spec weapons
maintained and safeguarded for 3 months will run you another 2K. Pay up and
you'll be let in the door. You know where I am. TTFN!]<<<<<
-- Suzanne Guiseppe <01:19:40/5-1-56>

*****Private: Suzanne Guiseppe
>>>>>[I guess I can live on ramen noodles for another month or so...

+++++TRANSFER FROM ACCT >>encrypted<<
+++++TRANSFER TO ACCT >>encrypted<<
+++++AMOUNT = 2,000 Nuyen
+++++TRANSACTION COMPLETED

Easy come, easy go...]<<<<<
-- TopCat <01:21:03/5-1-56>

*****Private: TopCat
>>>>>[You're breaking my heart, kid...]<<<<<
-- Suzanne Guiseppe <01:22:15/5-1-56>

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