| From: | uplink <uplink@****.UNOMAHA.EDU> |
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| Subject: | Hey, Fairies!!! |
| Date: | Sat, 5 Jun 1993 02:57:17 -0500 |
DANDELION EATERS!!!!!!! ALL ELVES ARE A BUNCH OF STUCK-UP KNOW-IT-ALL
ARROGANT DANDELION EATERS!!!!!!!!!!
Now, Lorien, if you'd care to send a Trace and Kill after my address, go
right ahead. There's a _reason_ I turtle into the matrix; it's nasty IC
like that that I don't have to deal with. It's all words and pictures
on a screen to me, Dandelion Eater. And go ahead and Trace me; I work for
the UCAS Government and we have our own Trace programs. We'd just _LOVE_
to have a reason to send in a black ops CIA team to neutralize your little
party. And when I say I work for the government, I don't mean I'm a
wipmy little bureaucrat tucked away in the Capitol; my name is uplink,
no capital u, and you may have heard of me. I'm the UCAS resident expert
on internal communications hardware and counterintelligence. Does the
term "top man" mean anything to you?
To the rest of you: I meant no disrespect to any other faerie folk on the
matrix, excluding Lorien and his DANDELION EATERS of course.
Oh, Lorien, next time you're calling, bring some heavy IC-cutters; my
datafortress was rated Red-18... and I've improved since then.]<<<<<
-- uplink <02:56:43/06-05-54>
