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Message no. 1
From: Freddy Frypp <JAMES-CUENO@*********.EDU>
Subject: I'm Baaaaaack
Date: Tue, 16 May 1995 13:02:46 CST
*****PRIVATE: Freddy Frypp
>>>>>[Freddy. Blast from the past.

Yup. It's me. Marksanspensah. I'm alive, Brimstone didn't kill me, al=
though
he did a damn good job of fraggin' me up. What he didn't know was tha=
t
a few years earlier I'd gotten myself an experimental bioware unit.

Gills, they called them. Fraggin' things never worked properly, I'd=

always end up with a bloody huge oxygen debt when I tried to use them=
.
But this time they provided enough oxygen for me to stay alive.
Barely.

Problem is, the water in wich Brimmy dipped me was half toxic waste.
Lead poisoning, my friend, is something you don't want to experience,
believe me.

So, as soon as I'm able to stand up, I try to get in touch with
Rebecca. I believe you're acquainted with her? She's the executor of
my will... Fraggin thing, I wish I'd never thought about it...*&*(%
£$%$%&%........

Gahhh....Damn datajack. I tried to talk with her, and she shot me!
And any of my contacts I try to get in touch with starts shooting
at me!

But I know who is behind this... the bastard always was resentful, bu=
t
I never imagined he'd go to such lengths....

Bottom line: Freddy, you're the only one I can turn to. I need guns,
ammo and armour. I don't have access to any money, but I'll pay
you back. I swear. I'll owe you big time if you don't let me
down.

Please.]<<<<<
-- Marksanspensah (18:23:23/05-15-56)

***** Private: Marksanspensah
>>>>>[Ah, er, um. You sound pretty well altogether for a dead man.
I've read some stuff about makin' zombies. Seen too many movies....
Ahhhh....

Waitasec. Zombies are just people invested with spirits. So how can
a spirit access the Matrix? Allright, I believe you (what the hell,
I've never worked with the dead before).

So who's behind this plot you mentioned (damn if I don't love
conspiracies, saw JFK twenty-seven times!)?

What so you need and where do you need it?]<<<<<
-- Freddy Frypp (12:50:22 / 05-16-56)
President
Frypp Security, Inc. (CFSM Uplink #5150)
Message no. 2
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.DCU.IE>
Subject: Re: I'm Baaaaaack
Date: Tue, 16 May 1995 22:32:23 +0000
*****PRIVATE: Freddy Frypp
>>>>>[Thajk ghod&^*...Sorry,

Thank god for that,Freddy.

I need the following:

+++++INCLUDE: Equip.lis

To be delivered at >>encrypted<< at 20:00 today. Don't let me down
Freddy, I need this]<<<<<
-- Marksanspensah (16:35:21/05-16-56)
Message no. 3
From: Umfleet <gumfleet@***.edu>
Subject: I'm BAAAAAACK
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 1996 18:45:09 -0500 (EST)
>>>>>[ Well, well. It seems that I have help in my quest for destruction,
atleast most of you will be to busy to help my dear sweet brother. Oh
brother, how I have dreamed of killing you, it's my most FAVORITE fantasy.
To plunge a knife in your heart would be my utmost pleasure. Oh were
coming for you, and when your dead we'll kill your little doggy too. Then
we'll go after EVERYONE. I AM NOT DEMENTED< I AM NOT PSYCHOTIC< I AM NOT
INSANE< I AM MUFFIN MAN. And all of you fools who stand in my way, will
learn the true meaning of death. Judas you think your god talks to you,
well he also talks to me, he says it is my right to kill all who get in my
way. I AM THE REDEMER, I AM THE PUREIFIER, I AM DEATH.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm out here
Donavin and I'm coming for you. ]<<<<<
-- Muffin Man <18:41:23/ 4/01/57>


NOT TO: Muffin Man
>>>>>[ All those who said they'd help me, please come to
>>encrypt<<, it's
my apartment and it's the most secure place to meet. As a precation I'd
suggest you come prepared, I'm not sure if he knows my exact location or
not. Gods speed. ]<<<<<
-- Mr. Blackthorne <18:44:54/04/01/57>


PRIVATE: Judas
>>>>>[ Don't let me catch you in a dark ally my friend, I may not like my
homelands but NO ONE tries to kill my chief. As soon as my proble is
taken care of your mine. ]<<<<<
-- Mr. Blacthorne <18:46:21/04/01/57>
Message no. 4
From: "Randy Nickel (General)" <a-randyn@*********.com>
Subject: RE: I'm BAAAAAACK
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 1996 16:16:50 -0800
>>>>>[Did I bring something with me across the pond that is effecting
the minds of people. I mean as soon as I get into town, there's Judas,
the Sword of God, the Hand of Glory and now the Muffin Man. If you
could all get in one spot I'd like to take a group picture. I'd like
you all to squeeze into about an 8 meter radius. Hey that's the area
effect of my FIRE BOMB. Go figure.]<<<<<
-- Warloc <16:14:23/04-01-57>
Message no. 5
From: Benjamin <benjamin@*****.com>
Subject: Re: I'm BAAAAAACK
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 1996 16:24:38 PST
>>>>>[Actually, Muffin Man was here before you first posted.

I think it came in with him.]<<<<<
-- Kromofton <16:24:16/04-01-57>
Message no. 6
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: Re: I'm BAAAAAACK
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 96 22:09:35 EST
*****PRIVATE TO: Blackthorne
>>>>>[We're on our way. Combat gear, or is this just aplanning
session?]<<<<<
-- Jen and Gabe <<22:13:53/01-03-57>
Message no. 7
From: Umfleet <gumfleet@***.edu>
Subject: Re: I'm BAAAAAACK
Date: Tue, 2 Apr 1996 10:23:36 -0500 (EST)
*****PRIVATE: Jen and Gabe
>>>>>[ Combat gear is a definit, I can't be sure if he has my home address
or not. And if he does I'd rather be prepared then dead. ]<<<<<
-- Mr. Blackthorne <10:25:43/04/02/57>
Message no. 8
From: Umfleet <gumfleet@***.edu>
Subject: Re: I'm BAAAAAACK
Date: Tue, 2 Apr 1996 10:35:30 -0500 (EST)
>>>>>[ Warloc, what a funny name for a person. Yup, I was here long
before they was and I'll be here long after thier gone. Yup, me. MUFFIN
MAN< MUFFIN MAN< MUFFIN MAN< MUFFIN MAN. ]<<<<<
-- Muffin Man <10:37:23/04-02-57>
Message no. 9
From: Chulel@***.com
Subject: Re: I'm BAAAAAACK
Date: Tue, 2 Apr 1996 15:15:09 -0500
***** PRIVATE: Mr. Blackthorne
>>>>>[I'll be there.]<<<<<
-- Fool-Killer <15:10:46 / 04-02-57>
Message no. 10
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: Re: I'm BAAAAAACK
Date: Tue, 2 Apr 96 21:19:07 EST
*****PRIVATE TO: Mr. Blackthorne
>>>>>[Well, if you dress like we do, you're always prepared. We just
wanted to know if you wanted us to come _overtly_ prepared.

And if you are worried about security, we would be more than happy to
keep your home safe. We won't bother bragging, after all you are about the
have the priviledge of participating in a run with us...]<<<<<
-- Jen and Gabe <21:22:14/02-04-57>
Message no. 11
From: shadowtk@********.demon.co.uk (Paul J. Adam)
Subject: Re: I'm BAAAAAACK
Date: Wed, 03 Apr 1996 19:21:08 GMT
*****NOT TO: Muffin Man
>>>>>[Can't make it. Sorry.]<<<<<
-- Lynch <19:25:25/04-03-57>

*****PRIVATE: Mr Blackthorne
>>>>>[I'll be there <g> But without a NOT TO: InterPol, you might not
just get me...]<<<<<
-- Lynch <19:25:25/04-03-57>

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