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Message no. 1
From: Samuel Fortiner <fortsa@********.WWC.EDU>
Subject: I'm not going to put up with this drek
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 1995 16:31:12 -0700
*****Private: Tim Gartin
>>>>>[What in the drek is going on? I hired you to be my head of
fragging security for this corp and in three days, we have lost three
different bars to fragging explosions. Drek!!! You had better have a
damn good explanation for all this.]<<<<<
-- Theo Truncher <15:01:53/06-19-56>
CEO
Red Lime, Inc.

*****Private: Theo Truncher
>>>>>[Sorry about the delay in getting back to you sir. Me and a
couple security workers have been working on tracking down who is
responsible for this. With the cleaness of the hits and the lack of
clues to the methods of destruction, we are thinking that a
corporation may be behind this and are concentrating on either finding
the link to the corp or eliminating that theory. Progress has been
slow, but we just received a tip that may help us get moving a little
faster. We are doing everything possible sir.]<<<<<
-- Tim Gartin <15:12:02/06-19-56>
Security Supervisor
Red Lime, Inc.

*****Private: Tim Gartin
>>>>>[I don't care what the hell you have to do to get it done, but I
don't want to hear about another bar blowing up on the evening news
tomorrow. Especially one of mine!!! Understand?!?]<<<<<
-- Theo Truncher <15:17:56/06-19-56>
CEO
Red Lime, Inc.

*****Private: Theo Truncher
>>>>>[Understood, sir! I'll do my best.]<<<<<
-- Tim Gartin <15:18:35/06-19-95>
Security Supervisor
Red Lime, Inc.

*****Private: Security Dispatch
>>>>>[I want all locations double guarded tonight. You see something
suspicious, shoot first and talk later. I'm not going to lose
another bar tonight. Understood?]<<<<<
-- Tim Gartin <15:19:01/06-19-56>
Security Supervisor
Red Lime, Inc.

*****Private: Alpha and Beta Teams
>>>>>[Up and at them boys. You are pulling a double guard shift
tonight. The boss says to shoot first and talk later. He doesn't
want to lose another bar tonight. Report in when in positions.
Dispatch out.]<<<<<
-- Security Dispatch <15:21:42/06-19-56>
Dispatch Control
Red Lime, Inc.

*****Private: Security Dispatch
>>>>>[Alpha Team in position.]<<<<<
-- Alpha Team <16:01:12/06-19-56>
Security Team A
Red Lime, Inc.

*****Private: Security Dispatch
>>>>>[Beta Team in position.]<<<<<
-- Beta Team <16:03:58/06-19-56>
Security Team B
Red Lime, Inc.

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