From: | Avenger <Avenger@*******.DEMON.CO.UK> |
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Subject: | Jaws of the Tiger |
Date: | Sun, 17 May 1998 19:55:33 +0100 |
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Access Archive: RS-102229/AS3
Authorisation: Gates: 3021.34/S34F-7
Location: Acanceh
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The view through the aircraft windows is almost that of another world.
Below, a city is slowly being reclaimed from the surrounding jungle.
Temples following classic Mayan architecture, with liberal splatterings
of what appears at first glance to be Aztech influence. Three of the
buildings closely resemble similar constructions found in Teotihuacan.
A small army of ant-like people climb around the buildings, working
diligently to remove the growth of several centuries. Other teams cut
back the jungle, trees and undergrowth all being removed by hand, the
chances of damage from heavy vehicles too great to warrant using them.
A structured camp sits at one end of the growing city, the ordered rows
of tents and sandbag dugouts an indication that this part at least is
under some sort of military protection.
The more disordered and chaotic litter of tents near the edge of the
city obviously belonging to the work force and archaeologists.
"Looks like it's gonna be a bit of a walk for us to get into this
place." Nemesis texan drawl rattles over the small planes intercom. "I
cain't see a landing strip nowhere. We're gonna have to use the supply
drop. Sorry but that's a good hour away from the camp." Exaggerated
groans fill the cabin in response to this announcement. Though the
chance of stretching legs after such a long flight would seem to appeal
to the passengers. "I'm gonna buzz the camp, let 'em know we're comin'
in." At this, before any objections can be made, the plane banks over
sharply and dives for the camp, making a rapid pass over the central
temples with a long slow barrel roll. A maniacally waving man dressed
in tan fatigues occupies the top of one of the larger structures. A
young blonde nearby drinking from a canteen.
"Well, looks like Ben and Anna are here. Nemesis, you ever do something
like that again and I'll personally kick you in the ass so hard..."
Henson does not look well.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard it before, you ain't done it yet."
Nemesis laughs happily.
"That's only because you're skinny ass is usually stuck in an armoured
bucket. But I swear I will kick your ass." Henson, a slight grin on
his face watches the receding site out of his window. "Seriously
though, you shouldn't do it, this is a war zone after all. One of them
might have fired on the plane."
"Hah. Not much chance of that, John. Nobody down here has a plane like
this one." Nemesis sounds strangely pleased with himself.
Henson looks around the cabin, other Red Shift members innocently
looking out of their windows, or finding something incredibly
fascinating about the cabin ceiling. "Someone tell me he didn't."
Henson looks around at everyone again, hoping that somebody will
reassure him. "He did didn't he? He stuck that bloody flag on the nose
again, didn't he? NEMESIS! I'm gonna kill you, you... You... Oh
dammit, there isn't a word strong enough for you."
"You could try Konjo nashi." Shado goes back to her investigation of
the ceiling.
"Huh? Yeah, I could. If I knew what it meant." Henson looks a little
dubiously at Shado. Obviously it's not the first time she's tried to
trap him.
"In polite terms, you'd be implying that Nemesis is a neuter." Blaze
turns back to the window, amusement creasing the corners of her eyes.
Picking his pack up from the aisle Henson checks the contents. "Yeah,
but we already know he's a dickless wonder."
"Erm, it's a little more severe than that. It should be safe saying it
to Nemesis, but don't say it to any Japanese. They'll get a bit
offended." Blaze nods at the silently giggling Shado.
"OK, ladies and germs. Extinguish all cigarettes, buckle your safety
harnesses, stick your heads between you legs and kiss your asses
goodbye. Landing strip ahead. Now, If I can only remember how to land
this thing." The small Cessna bucks alarmingly, spins over, and dives
for the ground. The majority of the team greet these antics with
surprising calm, contrary to the panic that overcomes Henson's face for
a moment. A high pitched excited yell exits from the cockpit, followed
by an electronic whine and three consecutive thumps. "Hot damn... I
found the landing gear. We're going to be all right. I think." Henson
grips the seat in front of him, mouthing something that resembles 'I'm
going to kill him' repeatedly.
"Really Henson, I would have thought you'd be used to his antics by
now." The calm voice of Dewdrop has no effect on the ritualistic
cursing from Henson, much to the amusement of Gates.
"I wouldn't bother Dewy. I think Henson has just discovered religion.
I do believe he's praying. You are praying aren't you John? I don't
entirely recognise all of that language you're using. What is it?
Latin? Greek?"
A growl and something like 'Fuck you' is the only reply. Raucous
laughter torments Henson even more. The relief on his face so plain and
evident that more laughter follows the safe, and gentle, touchdown of
the plane on the dirt runway. "Bastards." His death grip on the seat
released, he picks his pack up and slings it over a shoulder as he
stands up in the aisle.
"Erm, John..." Gates is interrupted as Henson flies several seats
forward and lands sprawled in the aisle. "Nemesis, is usually a bit
hard on the brakes." Henson's livid expression fades, as the humour of
the situation slowly dawns on him. Gradually he joins in the laughter,
realising that although he may be the butt of the joke, no harm is
intended.
The grinning face of Nemesis, is greeted with a hurled life jacket which
smacks into the bulkhead. "Uhoh. Looks like someone stood up to early.
Silly boy. Didn't the stewardess tell you not to rise from your seat
until the aircraft had stopped? Must have a word with her. Bad
stewardess."
Defeated, outclassed, and somewhat ludicrous on the floor of the plane,
Henson satisfies himself with a few choice curses and climbs to his
feet. "You have your fun while you can Nemesis. Soon enough you'll be
in my world. And then we'll see who's having fun." An evil grin splits
Hensons face as he gestures casually towards the jungle outside the
plane. He walks to the plane door, sniggering loudly.
The heat is an almost physical wave as Henson opens the plane door,
sweat immediately beading his forehead. By the time the team exit the
plane, his shirt is showing damp. "Spring. Gotta love it. OK people,
you know the drill. I'll talk to security, you get the gear sorted.
Nemesis. I am going to see if we can't get your licence revoked. And
get that damn flag off the aircraft." He points at a tattered rebel
flag fixed to the plane's nose.
"Aww, you're no fun anymore. Sulkily Nemesis makes a half-hearted
attempt to remove the flag from it's anchor points. Blaze walks up,
saying something in his ear. Nemesis visibly brightens and unpins the
flag, folding it carefully before placing it in his pack. Henson shakes
his head and walks off towards a corrugated iron hut.
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-- Gates <19:55:13/05-17-59>