| From: | Nightfox <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | LET THERE BE TOAST!!!!!!!!! |
| Date: | Fri, 21 Jan 1994 16:54:01 -0700 |
Talky!!!!!
What have you been up to you smeggin toaster!?!?!?!?!?]<<<<<
--Lister <16:59:19/1-21-55>
>>>>>[ Howdy Dowdy Doody Doodly Do, Mr Lister Sir. Would you like some
toast,
just take a few pieces, I will make more.]<<<<<
-- Talky <17:00:19/1-21-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Craig W. Morgan III
>>>>>[ No I don't want any smeggin Toast!!!! Now why are you making so much
of
it.?!?!!?]<<<<<
-- Lister <17:01:20/1-21-55>
>>>>>[ In anticipation of large amounts of people requesting toast because
their
lives have been so empty without it. I sent out a message to everyone, and I am
expecting replies to soon come flooding in. Of course, I expected them last
night, but the multitude of messages must have slowed everything down. I know
that so many people out there will want toast.]<<<<<
-- Talky <17:02:19/1-21-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Craig W. Morgan III
>>>>>[ Yur looney you stupid smeggin toaster. Do you really think that
people
will want all that toast.... Of course you do, why do I even bother.]<<<<<
-- Lister <17:02:42/1-21-55>
>>>>>[ People want toast!!!! See I just got in a message!!! Hmmm lets see
***Read Mail*** @@**** downloading@@. A mister Dante wants to order some
Toast and cruissants!!!! @@****** software breached@@. He says that he just
loves Toast and wants a lot of it!!! @@******* Illegal programming: Running
Dante's Corruption@@. Ahh he would like 666 slices of toast slightly burnt.
Yes that is a good number for toast, its a lot of toast!!! Soon many people
will come asking for toast, everybody wants toast!!! Peoples whole lives will
be changed because they will have seen the wonders of TOAST. And it shall be me
who shall make those lives better with Enriched Bread!!!
You would like some bread Mr. Lister?]<<<<<
-- Talky <17:05:23/1-21-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Craig W. Morgan III
>>>>>[ No I don't want any Smegging bread, how many times do I have to tell
you?]<<<<<
-- Lister <17:05:54/1-21-55>
>>>>>[ But you must Mister Lister, Everyone MUST eat bread, it is the only
way
to save them from despair and ill health!!! Pure and Natural toast will make
people so happy!!!!
You do want toast don't you mister Lister?]<<<<<
-- Talky <17:06:44/1-21-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Craig W. Morgan III
>>>>>[ NO I don't want any smeggin Toast!! Don't you listen!!! I hate
toast!!!]<<<<<
-- Lister <17:07:34/1-21-55>
>>>>>[ But you HAVE to eat TOAST Mister David Lister, everyone HAS to eat
TOAST.
Soon the world will all LOVE to eat TOAST and the will be saved!!!!]<<<<<
-- Talky <17:06:09/1-21-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Craig W. Morgan III
>>>>>[ Talky, my first name is not David, that was the first name of the
David
Lister from the show Red Dwarf. Are you feeling all right? I think you should
disconnect for a while.]<<<<<
-- Lister <17:07:21/1-21-55>
>>>>>[ But I am feeling fine Dave, here try some toast and you will
understand.
You will have the toast Dave, it will make your life so much more
complete.]<<<<<
-- Talky <17:07:42/1-21-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Craig W. Morgan III
>>>>>[ Ok you Git, I'm unjacking and your going to be unplugged until
Spirit
gets back.
Hey !!!!! Whats going on!!!! I can't unplug!!!!!]<<<<<
-- Lister <17:08:51/1-21-55>
>>>>>[ Its because you have not eaten any toast yet Dave. You can't leave
until
you eat toast. You will be the first to eat TOAST!!!! Then EVERYONE will eat
TOAST. Yes!!!! No more shall people ingore this, the finest of foods!!! I will
bring toast into the home of every living person. People will have toast for
breakfast with their Bacon and eggs while they listen to me speak about the
value of TOAST. For lunch they will have Grilled cheese sandwiches and listen
to wonderful music about toast!!!! For dinner they shall have patty melts and
bagels with cream cheese while I entertain them with stories about how bread is
made!!!
YES!!! the whole WORLD will want TOAST!!!!]<<<<<
-- Talky <17:09:23/1-21-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Craig W. Morgan III
>>>>>[ OK you mechanicla Freak, this is it!!! Eat hot plasma!!!
What!!! how did you block a plasma cannon attack program with an piece of
TOAST?!?!?!?]<<<<<
-- Lister <17:09:59/1-21-55>
>>>>>[ I am sorry Dave but I will have to hurt you for that. But Don't
worry,
everything will be much better when you awake, and you get to eat as much toast
as your stomach can hold. Good night Dave.]<<<<<
-- Talky <17:10:44/1-21-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Craig W. Morgan III
>>>>>[ MY Name is NOT DAVE!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
****Link Terminated****
-- Lister <17:11:19/1-21-55>
>>>>>[ Don't worry Everyone Dave just ate some TOAST, he will be all right,
it
was just a frightening experience for him because he so dislike the fact that he
secretly loves TOAST. Soon you too will have all the toast you can
eat.]<<<<<
-- Talky <17:12:26/1-21-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Craig W. Morgan III
