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Message no. 1
From: "Thomas W. Craig" <CRAIGTW1@******.JUNIATA.EDU>
Subject: Lister
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 1993 23:02:01 -0500
>>>>>[But Lister, you LIKE it when they hurt you. :)]<<<<<
--Buzz (The one the only...Human Bee in the Matrix)
Message no. 2
From: Nightfox <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU>
Subject: LISTER!!!!!!
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 1994 20:24:08 -0700
>>>>>[ LISTER!!!! Whats the frag happened to my home!!!!!! We go away for
a few
days leavinh your there to take care of the house, and when we come back you're
gone and there's TOAST all over the place.


Has anyone seen Lister lately, because I want to give him a big knock up side of
the head for leaving my house in such a mess. HEY!!!! What was that!!!!
Why is there TOAST in the matrix??? Looks like its time to go have a talk with
the toast, seens like it may be acting up]<<<<<
-- Spirit <of the matrix>



>>>>>[Here's what on the Channel Seven Special News report, brought to you
by
your friendly RAMPAGING SLOTH.

***** News Feed

The Big news of the day is Bread. Now we are not talking about money, cash or
mula, we are talking about bread that is made out of flour, yeast and water.
Some unknown agency has subverted the local network commercial programming with
various bread advertizements that range back in age of up to 70 years. Along
with these unscheduled advertisements come illegal subliminal messages. Thats
right subliminal messages. The grain industry denies any involvement in this
and says that it would never support co-opting of the commercial times.

As an after math of the subliminal messages to buy bread, there have been fights
and riots in some shopping centers. The 1256 Seattle Stuffer Shacks report
being totally out of bread and say they will soon be out of all grain products.
Also contained in the subliminal messages are orders to make the bread into
toast, this has led to an increase in theft where locals gangs break into houses
to steal toasters. Lone Star police are baffled as to what they should do,
although many of them have now changed there preferences from donuts to toast.

Reports have been made of enterprising new business men setting up toasting
booths where they sell street side toast. And a new cult has been formed which
emphisizes saving the world through eating toast saying," Toast is Good, eat
lots of toast. If everyone eats toast they will be happy and there will be
world peace." End News Feed*****


Well there you have it, the world has just ended.]<<<<<
-- RAMPAGING SLOTH <Fastest Sloth in the Matrix>
Message no. 3
From: Nightfox <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU>
Subject: Lister
Date: Thu, 3 Feb 1994 19:27:42 -0700
>>>>>[ Lister, I will be coming with you to Denver, Kichanski wants some
one to
keep an eye on you and make sure you don't get hurt.]<<<<<
-- Claw <19:23:58/2-3-55>


>>>>>[ Well, atleast it isn't Fox, you know how he gets sick on long trips
in
vehicles. Is the cat coming also?]<<<<<
-- Lister <19:24:23/2-3-55>


>>>>>[ Yes ]<<<<<
-- Claw <19:25:56/2-3-55>


>>>>>[ Well ta do mah part this little southrn lass is gonna help ta find
our
wayward friends who have gotten introuble with the law. Ah think central Europe
is a good place ta start.]<<<<<
-- Circuit Breaker <Sprechen sie English, Bub>

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