Message no. 1

From:	Jacamus <CUENOJF@*********.EDU>
Subject:	Losing it Fast
Date:	Mon, 11 Apr 1994 14:55:38 CDT

>>>>>[Great just what I need, a piece of junk chip that just happens
to be frying my brain and it can't be replaced. When I was a kid I
experimented in recreational pharmaceuticals, but the trips I got
from those are nothing compared to what this damn chip is doing.
I've lost something like four hours today, alone. Something goes
Pop! and then I wake up an hour later with a hangover and crazy
visions. Hell, when I woke up the last time, I could see and hear
Governor Schultz straddling me trying to tie me to the bed.

Yeeeesssshhhh! I don't think I'll ever look at women the
same....naaaaahhhh. But I know I'll never be able to watch a news
feed of her with a straight face.

Hey, Vilya, if you got my last posting you know I need a ward over
here... what's it gonna cost me this time?]<<<<<
-- Jacamus (12:55:00 / 04-11-55)