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Message no. 1
From: Jaimie Nicholson <jaimie.nicholson@********.OTAGO.AC.NZ>
Subject: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 16:48:04 +1200
>>>>>[Hey, I heard the Lynches gunned down about thirty people in Miami!
Anyone got any reliable info about it?]<<<<<
-- ThunderStone <21:46:26/03-18-59>

*****PRIVATE: Faerie
>>>>>[That ought to distract them from talking about
you.]<<<<<
-- ThunderStone <21:47:30/03-18-59>
Message no. 2
From: Justin Fang <justinf@****.CALTECH.EDU>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 06:46:55 -0800
>>>>>[<yawn> Can't you come up with a better troll,
ThunderStone?]<<<<<
-- Sam-I-Am <06:45:20/03-19-59>
Message no. 3
From: Frank Pelletier <jeanpell@****.IVIC.QC.CA>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 13:01:47 +0000
>>>>>[Sam, you're a fraggin' Lynch apologist.

Thunderstone's right. Lynch kills by the dozens. But, muthafragger's got
a badge. Muthafragger does what he goddamn wants to do. He don't like
arresting that 'hood? Shoot 'em. That thug pisses him off? Shoot 'em.

Hell, even if I wanted to turn myself in (Hey, I climbed two spots on
that FBI List! Check it out!), Lynch pretty much made it clear that it
would be a mess. "Shot while resisting arrest". Rings a bell, Lynch?

Lynch! I want to turn myself in! I'm tired of this! All of us runners
want to end our shadow careers! Then watch the ones that get shot. Me,
ma homie Twitch, probably, Para...no, he's already dead. Ronin. Good guy
Ronin. Real pro. Ethical. But me heards through the grapewine that Lynch
didn't like him. Where's he at now? Get your fuckin' head out your ass,
bitch. The moment Lynch hates your guts, you're on his kill list, and all
the goddamn good intentions in the world won't get you off it.

Only difference between us and Lynch? He gots a permit for killing. We
don't.

Hmm... where do I sign up?]<<<<<
-- Haze <13:05:53/03-19-59>
Message no. 4
From: Chuck McKenzie <kilroy@**.WISC.EDU>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 13:15:09 -0600
>>>>>[Haze, the difference between you and Lynch(TM) is that he doesn't
mow down a bus of unarmed civies and rape some kids. Don't try to pretend
you're the same. You're not. Every time you try to go up against some
punk granny with a holdout, you get a cap in your ass. Just because you
think you're some badass with a leather jacket and an HVAR doesn't mean
you've got any skill.

Try to laugh all you want, everyone knows you're a coward and a
burnout. The more two bit hose jobs you do, the more people want
your blood in a bucket. You can run, you can hide, and we've seen how
oh-so-very-good you are at both, but you can't do it forever.]<<<<<
-- Jen & Gabe <13:58:23/03-19-59>
Message no. 5
From: Justin Fang <justinf@****.CALTECH.EDU>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 11:20:17 -0800
>>>>>[All wrong as usual, Haze. Get it straight: I wasn't apologizing for
Lynch (never met the guy, don't care much about him one way or the other), I
was dissing *you*. You got this big 'tude, saying how you're the biggest
baddest mofo on the block, but when it comes down to it, you never deliver:
all mouth, no muscle. Yeah, everyone in the shadows is talking about you,
but here's a hint: we're all *laughing* at you.

I'm annoyed because ThunderStone wants to start another Lynch flamewar.
Lynch, Lynch, Lynch--can't anyone around here talk about something else? The
guy's just not that important.]<<<<<
-- Sam-I-Am <10:57:22/03-19-59>

*****PRIVATE: Sam-I-Am
>>>>>[Will you *stop* *doing* *that?* Haze may not be able to handle
Lynch,
but *you* he can mash into hamburger.]<<<<<
-- Cat in the Hat <11:10:23/03-19-59>

*****PRIVATE: Cat in the Hat
>>>>>[Okay, okay, I'll stop taunting the animal.]<<<<<
-- Sam-I-Am <11:17:55/03-19-59>
Message no. 6
From: "Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 17:53:11 +0000
>>>>>[Don't exaggerate, Thunderstone, it was only five dead, and the
Feds killed some of them anyway.

And they were all _bad_ people.]<<<<<
-- Lilith <17:52:27/03-19-59>
Message no. 7
From: Frank Pelletier <jeanpell@****.IVIC.QC.CA>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 14:43:23 +0000
>>>>>[Granny with a holdout? I got capped by that? When? You gotta tell
me, 'cause, I'm way confused here. You bunch of lameass muthafuckers. I'm
all talk, you're the same goddamn thing. Never saw either of you do
anything to call yourselves "runners". You're nothing, bitch.

That's it. Y'all muthafuckers want proof. You'll have it.

+++++Execute: Point Burn v.3.30
%?.--gf"FDSg 54... 142-++= >>signal lost, closing link<<
Message no. 8
From: "Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 20:22:49 +0000
*****PRIVATE: Sam-I-Am
>>>>>['This is Federal Genocide HQ to Lynch. Someone said you're "Not
That Important." What should we do?'

Lynch to headquarters! Scramble the black helicopters! Send in the
Marines! Unleash the dogs! And the killer bees! And the dogs with bees
in their mouths, so they shoot bees when they bark! The unbeliever must
be destroyed! Kill! Maim! Persecute!


Thank the Goddess _someone_ realises I'm neither Messiah nor Anti-Christ
<g> I think I need a vacation.]<<<<<
-- Lynch <20:21:54/03-19-59>
Message no. 9
From: "Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 20:16:35 +0000
>>>>>[Hey, Haze, I got your permit. You just have to come autograph it
in person.

Didn't kill Paraquat, didn't kill Twitch, didn't kill Ronin. Next?


I'm a killer. You're a murderer. Learn the difference: most everyone
else round here knows it already.]<<<<<
-- Lynch <20:16:42/03-19-59>
Message no. 10
From: Justin Fang <justinf@****.CALTECH.EDU>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 13:08:53 -0800
*****PRIVATE: Lynch
>>>>>[Wait, I just got mail from Lynch! That must make me a memeber of the
Official Federal Lynch Apologist Cabal! Cool, I've always wanted a Black
Helicopter (now, if only I knew how to fly one)--you can keep the dogs with
bees, I'm not good with animals.

But everyone knows that when you take a vacation it turns into a firefight...
:)

See, that's why Haze rubs me the wrong way and you don't: you can take a joke.
Haze must've gotten his sense of humor surgically removed.]<<<<<
-- Sam-I-Am <13:01:47/03-19-59>
Message no. 11
From: "Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 22:34:51 +0000
*****PRIVATE: Sam-I-Am
>>>>>[No black helicopters, Sam, but I could send you an Official Secret
Federal Decoder Ring(TM) if you join my fan club... Sheesh, I'm getting
to be as bad as Jen and Gabe, aren't I?

And, yeah, I seem to attract trouble. What the hell, one day it'll kill
me and I'll get to rest a while without interruption <g>


I figured out a long time ago that I could either take life seriously
and have it kill me, or else just do what I'm good at and enjoy it along
the way. Guess which option I chose? That's why _I_ want a piece of
Haze, he's one of the few problems I can't find a funny side to, not
even a sick one.

Sounds, from what I've read of your stuff, like you feel the same. There
are times I really need that humour, which is probably why I let Quinn
hang with us...

Anyway, Samantha, thanks for the chuckles, the day badly needed them.
Not a bad day, just a busy and humourless one.]<<<<<
-- Lynch <22:33:54/03-19-59>
Message no. 12
From: Jaimie Nicholson <jaimie.nicholson@********.OTAGO.AC.NZ>
Subject: Re: Lynches
Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 13:35:22 +1200
>>>>>[I'm the only troll I know, Sammy.]<<<<<
-- ThunderStone <18:05:24/03-19-59>

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