| From: | The Powerhouse <P.C.Steele@***.AC.UK> |
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| Subject: | Many happenings in our abscence |
| Date: | Mon, 14 Jun 1993 12:34:32 BST |
what
a mess I find on returning. A new drug called OVERDRIVE, our resident Scottie
being harrassed by Spider spirits (nasty), a report of a new critter that can
be fired in a shotgun and enough magically happenings to make even the sanest
cringe. Well I suppose thats what happens when your not here to keep an eye
on things the city goes to the dogs. Or in this case the coyotes (hope Noname
isn't reading this).
Well it will probably take me a few days to check the word on the
streets but after that I think it's time for some more action. Whaddya say
I.B.A ? ]<<<<<
-The Powerhouse (12:03:46/13.7.54)
>>>>>[ Uhhhh ... Whaaat ? <yawn> Whadya have to wake me up for, I was
having
that dream about the bachelor night party again. What's that ? Action ? Sure,
things have been pretty quite recently scince we dropped Marie off and went to
the wedding.
He he ... <evil grin> are you gonna tell Cerise about that gal in
Florida or shall I ? ]<<<<<
-I.B.A. (**:**:**/**.**.**)
>>>>>[ Ahem ... yes well ... you weren't supposed to mention that. Don't
forget
you're still supposed to have a date with Jaez, though after reading Steel
Stringers transcript of the bachelors party you'll be lucky if she even spits
in your direction. ]<<<<<
-The Powerhouse (12:10:35/13.7.54)
>>>>>[ Oh ... yeah ... and your so cool with the gals eh ?
*****Encrypt BAR-Female-MPCP-&-Powerhouse-MPCP
Lets face it old PH went to Florida spending the entire time trying to get off
with different women. But he just doesn't have the technique, in the end he
met a tourist from England who jumped every time an American spoke to her but
allowed herself to be 'shown around' by our very cavalier PH (he hopes). Now
let me tell ya how to pull the chicks.
Step 1) Find a nice looking bit of flesh. If nones available then take
anything in a skirt (check mind that it is a female, this can be easily done
by squeezing their backside and watching the reaction).
Step 2)The approach. A nice swaggering walk will impress the chick, make sure
you've brushed your teeth in the last week and don't forget the old underarm
spray (you can get away with it though if it's a couple of days old).
Step 3)The line. When you're after a woman, you don't wanna mess about with
ones that are gonna take all O ya money then not give you the key to their
room. So be blunt, but be tactful as well. Ie. Open with something like,
Hi.... I really like your tits/body/ass. Then after the opening line (check
she's smiling first) go straight in for the kill with something like. Well
how about it then ? My room in 10 mins ?
Step 4)If you haven't been smacked in the face (happens sometimes but then
they were the girls who you would have been wasting your time with) then it's
a simple case of performing and boys nobody can tell you how to do that. It's
pure practice thats all.
**** End Encrypt ]<<<<<
-I.B.A. (**:**:**/**.**.**)
>>>>>[ I don't claim to be so cool with the girls, as you put. I prefer a
much more gentlemanly approach. Something you would do well to learn IBA.
Well one last thing before I sign off, Noname has been acting strangely
ever scince we got back into Seattle (he is a Coyote shaman I suppose, so that
explains some of his strangeness :> ), all he's said so far is that the
background count for the whole city seems to have risen a fraction scince he
was last here. He said himself that he wouldn't have noticed the rise if he
hadn't have been out of the city. Anyway it may be nothing as I understand
that alot of coyote shamans are running around casuing trouble and it may
have inadvertantly affected the totem as a whole. But then who am I to say
I'm only a grade 1 initiate who can't see the astral at all. ]<<<<<
-The Powerhouse (12:32:24/13.7.54)
