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Message no. 1
From: THE GODDESS <V050RYMS@*****.BITNET>
Subject: nobody...
Date: Fri, 26 Mar 93 20:19:07 CET
>>>>>[Nobody, I have been readin' 'bout a party that they is all havin'. If
you would like to meet up with Dark Elf again and talk over old times, I'd
be more than glad to be your driver for the night. I believe you liked ridin'
in style, didn'cha? I got nothin' better to do tonite and if anyone else out
there in the Shadowlands needs a limo to show up in, I am free for the night.
All I ask is a few drinks and a small fee per hour... 'tis 'bout 5 nuyen an
hour for you guys 'cause you're fellow runner's. Nobody, since I know ya from
b'fore, I won't charge the fee, but I will charge for any fire-fights. Don't
worry 'bout any problems with fire-fights either, chummers, the Elite has her
own little turret from when I drove the scuzzy drekhead corp-execs around. For
fire-fights I do charge the barest of fees: you pay for the ammo spent and for
any body work that needs to be done. I may own the Limo, but I'm not rich.
So lemme know chummers, if ya need a ride in an Elite.]<<<<<
-- Guardian <11:45:25/03-26-54>

>>>>>[An Elite? Please now... How the fuck can you protect anyone with an
Elite?
Ain't it just a bit fuckin' noticible? Shit, if you folks don't mind me fuckin'
gang-colored Bison, I'll take a few. I just need to know where to go. I need
the money since Blitzkrieg took some of my fuckin' nuyen while I was earning
the rent money on a fuckin' run! Anybody out there know Blitz? I haven't been
able to find him and his gang either doesn't know where he's hiding or won't say
where he's at. For those of you that want a ride, I suggest only metahumans ask,
the gang colors are those of the _Breeder Bleeders_ and none of us take too
kindly to fuckin' breeders.]<<<<<
-- Bad Ass <11:50:35/03-26-54>

>>>>>[I can protect y'all just fine in my Elite as long as I don't have to
listen to Dwarf jokes. The last person who made a joke about me having a
telephone book on my driver's seat got left in an unnice area of the Redmond
Barrens.]<<<<<
-- Guardian <11:53:12/03-26-54>
Message no. 2
From: Dark Elf <VESPOSIT@****.SUNYSB.EDU>
Subject: Nobody
Date: Mon, 29 Mar 93 14:19:38 EST
>>>>>[ Nobody, I'm in NY, and the party is in Seattle. I've arranged for
"free" sub-orbital tickets for my group, and could do the same for yourself.
Round trip, no charge, I love my deck! ]<<<<<
---Dark Elf <14:23:17/03-29-54>

>>>>>[ Freinds, I have recieved help from the outside and will be engaging
in
a most dangerous mission soon. If it is sucessful, I may be able to arrange
a more effective way of bringing in help...if you know what I mean...
]<<<<<
---TDH <14:25:33/03-29-54>
<<Warning, preceding message has been traced>>

>>>>>[ Greetings once again Dark Elf!! It seems that your terrorist
friend
has made a mistake and allowed us to trace the destination of his message. We
now know your location and have evidence that you have been aiding and abetting
a known terrorist. An interpol extraction team will be there shortly to arrest
you. Have a nice day Dark Elf! ]<<<<<
---Katherine Warwick <14:28:41/03-29-54>
Major Domo
DDI Computer Division

>>>>>[ HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA If she really knew where your messages
were
routed through she wouldn't be so smug eh DE!!!! ]<<<<<
---Big Jake <14:30:00/03-29-54>

>>>>>[ Do you think I should tell the Slaughtered Lamb Pub that they'll be
having visitors with guns today?????????? NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Didn't you guys learn your lesson last time???? It would take years for you
corp types to sort through all the false ID's and phantom message destination
buffers I have set up. I will remember this, and may show the same respects to
you in the future. ]<<<<<
---Dark Elf <14:34:10/03-29-54>

>>>>>[ Well Buzz, I've got what seems to be a good list of CIA agents that
are
most likely to be in Quention/Trevor's camp. DE has done some cross checking
on it, but it's still not 100% reliable, but it's a start.
<<include encypted file:CIA_corrupt_list.Z : 120Mp >>
As you can see by the length, It's not a good idea to be trusting anyone in
the CIA. That's at least ONE THIRD of known active CIA agents! I wasn't even
able to get data on inactive agents, any number of which may be corrupted.
I can ferret out some info, but it will take longer.

I must warn you all again : DO NOT TRUST THE CIA. Anyone involved in the CIA
is likely to be corrupt! I'm assembling this data into an evidence file that
we will release everywhere if something goes wrong. ]<<<<<
---Napalm <14:40:42/03-29-54>

>>>>>[ Yeah, unless your sources can be convinced to testify, we have no
case
yet. Releasing now would be premature! ]<<<<<
---OddBall <14:41:32/03-29-54>

>>>>>[ That's where I come in. I can gather a good deal of solid data
that
will stand up in court. We will need concrete supporting evidence, and at
least one witness. That is what our next mission will be all about, finding
a means to shut down whatever Omega is trying to do, whatever that mey be.
Jake, OddBall and Cowboy have tactical. Napalm and I have some serious data
gathering to do. ]<<<<<
---Dark Elf <14:44:56/03-29-54>

>>>>>[ I think I can come up with a few suprises for our friends.
]<<<<<
---Big Jake <14:45:57/03-29-54>

>>>>>[ To : Interpol Extraction team
From: Katherine Warwick, Omega Internal Security Force

Regarding the data I sent previously, I have reason to believe that
it is inc80 0^@^)#(*@(*********DE WAS HERE!! Editing Message ******
<Insert text> completely accurate. The terrorist sympatizers are holed up
in the bar and are prepeared for world war three. Reccomend caution.
<end Insert>
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*** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ***
*** I love it when ***
*** Fall for that! ***
*** DE was here. ***
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---KathER*!e%War&ick <**:**:**/**-**-**>
Major Idiot
DE was here too.

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