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Message no. 1
From: MATUSKEY@***.EDU
Subject: Official announcement
Date: Wed, 3 Mar 93 01:47:33 CET
>>>>On behalf of Fuchi, United Kingdom division, we would like to extend our
sincere apologies for the behavior of our operative, currently knows as FUK.
His behavior and conduct have become inexcusable, and we can no longer accept
responsibility for his actions. Effective immediately, FUK's employment is
terminated. All priveliges due to a Fuchi employee are hereby revoked, and
access to Fuchi facilities and resources is denied. He no longer has the
backing or authority of a Fuchi employee, and Fuchi will no longer endorse his
actions. Once again, we apologise for the inconvenience.]<<<<
-Fuchi, UK Division Headquarters (3-2-54/14:30:32)

>>>>[What?! You can't do this! I'm your best decker, your best operative!
You blood fools, you can't fire ME!
All right, "Highlander," that's IT. I'm going to take you down, and present
your severed head to the Fuchi CEO PERSONALLY! Then they'll realize what
fools they've been. And you, Yoshida, I don't know how you got those records,
but I'm going to do everything I can to make your bloody life a LIVING HELL!
This is not the end, folks, this is only the beginning!]<<<<
-F)uchi, U)nited K)ingdom (14:35:42/3-2-54)

>>>>[Ah, FUK, laddie, you're going to have to change your handle. Fuchi gets
mighty touchy towards people who use things that belong to them (and I ought
to know!). Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Hope you've got a friend
somewhere, lad: you're going to need one. What a wonderful day this is
turning into...]<<<<
-Highlander (14:37:42/3-2-54)

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