From: | Erik Jameson <erikj@****.COM> |
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Subject: | This just in from Entertainment This Minute! |
Date: | Fri, 17 Apr 1998 19:48:33 -0400 |
female-impaired.
+++++trid footage
It’s the studio of Entertainment This Minute, the all entertainment gossip
show on the all entertainment gossip channel, ENT! The leggy Tracy Carter
has adopted that ultra serious look she reserves for moments of major tragedy.
“We’re sorry to interrupt the special trideo-ized re-release of ‘Melrose
Place’ but we have tragic news to report. Supermodel and budding trideo
actress Shoshana has been brutally murdered, gunned down at the ultra tres
chic Rick’s Cafe’ Americain.
(footage begins to role of her walking down the runway, in her first trid
acting role. She may not have been a good actress, but this raven haired,
statuesque woman was of exceptional beauty, even for an elf)
Shoshana was due to start filming “I Know What You Did Last Month,” which
was to be her break-thru acting role, putting on display her growing acting
talents to millions of devoted fans. We will have full coverage of the
horrible tragedy and her brief but special life on our big show tomorrow at
8am, noon, and 6pm. We now give you back to our special presentation of
‘Melrose Place.’”
+++++end trid playback
In case you missed it, she got caught in the crossfire as those damn CoT
thugs tried to gun down The Mighty Quinn. According to other news reports,
34 people were killed in that incident and another 49 were seriously
wounded, either from the crashing City Master or the gunfire. All of which
of course, glossed over in nearly all the reports except the ultra-stuffy
National Public Trideo (best place for news if you can stay awake).
Damn. At least my 3D swimsuit poster of Shoshana just tripled in
value.]<<<<<
-- St. Stan <00:59:24/04-18-59>
>>>>>[NOOOOO!!!! How could they kill the most beautiful woman in the
entire world!??!?!?]<<<<<
-- Alden <01:01:39/04-19-59>
>>>>>[Ease back Alden. I’m sure you’ll find someone else to be obessesd
about in a few days or so.
What the frag is up with these CoT fraggers though? They’re killing
innocent children, famous people, anyone and everyone. Has the whole world
gone mad?
Stop the world, I’m getting off...]<<<<<
-- Hayashi <01:09:29/04-19-59>