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Message no. 1
From: Daniel Waisley <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU>
Subject: TOAST!!!!
Date: Mon, 20 Sep 1993 18:32:16 -0700
>>>>>[ Howdy, Doody Doodly-doo. Did I hear someone mentions TOAST!!!
It seems from the date that I have missed a lot of time, so I, your wonderful
breakfast companion, am making toast as quickly as I can to make up for this
toast defficency. I plan on having over 200 pieces of toast made to make up
for this serious lack in the most important of the four basic food groups!!
So hurry up before it gets cold!!!]<<<<<
--Talkie <18:35:23/09-20-54>
Magna-Tech toaster #17
owner: Craig William Morgan III

>>>>>[ AH SHMEG!!! who meshioned toast!!! You shshould know not ta mention
that word. Shpirit hooked up the T(word) to the automated systems, and it
shomething really funny. It hash a connection to the matricsh through the
household integrated shyshtemsh *hick*. And we can't kill it one because it
would kill the resht of the houshehold shyshtemsh. Alsho it wash one of
CRUSHes FAVORite thingsh, sho Shpirit would kill ush if we touch it. *GLUG*
Sho who ever it wash that mentioned that word can come over here and help eat
all thish junk. Bring your own booze to, caush I am almosht out. Hey !!! and
if you can bring a one-handed bottle opener, itsh damn hard to pry corksh
out with your teeth and only one hand!! *Hick* *GLug*]<<<<<
--Lister <18:40:13/09-20-54>
Message no. 2
From: Misty's Witch Brigade! <MHILLIARD@******.BITNET>
Subject: Toast
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 1994 16:38:48 -0500
>>>>>[Beware the dark side of the Toast, Luke.]<<<<<
-- Raven <For the Snark was/a Boojam, you see>

>>>>>[Can't you be serious for five minutes? This is a major
proble^&*%$
*****WARNING: VIRAL INTRUSION.TOAST.345276
&*%^$nyway, I think it's about time to move back to summer quarters in Denver.
Ops is moving around the NAN right now, so they're close by. I've got all the
stuff loaded already. See ya soon.]<<<<<
-- Cat Dancing <16:35:58/01-22-55>

*****GNUEncrypt.BOOJAM.0991
>>>>>[Not too soon. Jackal and I have to return to Quebec-don't ask why.
Besides, aren't you returning to Tin na n'Og?]<<<<<
-- Raven <For the Snark was/a Boojam, you see>

>>>>>[Soon as I see operations moved to Denver.
Slainte']<<<<<
-- Cat Dancing <16:58:34/01-22-55>
Message no. 3
From: Nightfox <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU>
Subject: toast
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 1994 14:43:38 -0700
>>>>>[ CRUSH can't pull plug, CRUSH not know where talky is. All CRUSH
want is
nice toaster back so CRUSH can have toast in morning. CRUSH also like to talk
with talky in morning. Please no hurt Talky, just make Talky Talky
again.]<<<<<
-- CRUSH <14:43:26/1-25-55>
Message no. 4
From: Joshua James Harrison <harrij4@***.EDU>
Subject: Re: toast
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 1994 00:15:25 -0500
>>>>>[Crush, we're tryin' to make Talky himself again... annoying as he
is...
but it isn't very easy...

Wait a minute... you said you didn't know where Talky was? This is a little
more serious than I thought... all right... I'm not sure this'll work, but I'm
gonna redirect my hounds from tracing Dante to tracing down this toaster... it
might be a little bit easier (assuming Talky is in Seattle).

*****Tracer7 Enacted*****
*****Select Target : Talky the Toaster*****
*****Target set... trace commencing*****

And the chase begins anew...]<<<<<
-- Coyote (00:15:25/01-26-55)
Message no. 5
From: Nightfox <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU>
Subject: TOAST!!!!!!!
Date: Fri, 8 Apr 1994 14:47:56 -0700
***** Household uplink engaged

>>>>>[ Howdy Doody DO... I'm Talky. Talky the toaster, your fine fun
breakfast
companion. Could I interest you in some TOAST!!!!!]<<<<<
-- Talkie <14:31:59/04-08-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Criag W. Morgan



>>>>>[ Hum, no replies yet, everyone must be off doing work and not taking
lunch
breaks. Did YOU know that toast is wonderful thing to eat while working on the
job?!?!? Nutritionists state that it is best to eat 6 meals a day, though these
meals do not need to be equal. Toast is a good thing to eat as one of the
inbetween meals because it has a high starch energy content that will help you
stay sharp and perky while you wait a few more hours until you can have a
grilled soy burger on a toasted wheat roll for supper. Not only do toast come
in many varieties like wheat, white, seven grain, pumpernickle and rye, but it
can support a whole host of different toppings like butter, marshmallow,
peanutbutter, jams, jellys, meats, cheeses and of course Mr Lister's favortie
topping of Lager and Vindaloo sauce.


So, after hearing just some of the facts about how good toast can be for you...
Would you like some TOAST!!!!!]<<<<<
-- Talkie <14:47:44/04-08-55>
MagnaTech Toaster #17
Owner: Criag W. Morgan
Message no. 6
From: "Mark A. Imbriaco" <perlhacker@*********.NET>
Subject: Toast.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1998 02:12:36 -0400
>>>>>[ I could really go for some toast. ]<<<<<
-- Neuron Basher <Yumm/Yumm>

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