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Message no. 1
From: Joshua James Harrison <harrij4@***.EDU>
Subject: Toasters?
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 1994 21:54:29 -0500
>>>>>[Oh Lordy Lordy... now we have TOASTERS posting to this board...
<snicker>
What are we gonna have next guys? Cuisinarts? Refrigerators? Microwave Ovens?
Lone Star Patrolmen? (Soory about that last one, I just couldn't resist...
Check you all later! Bye now!]<<<<<
-- Coyote (Comin' atcha live!)
Message no. 2
From: Joshua James Harrison <harrij4@***.EDU>
Subject: Toasters...
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 1994 13:27:08 -0500
>>>>>[Just fix the toaster... that actually sounds like a good idea...
let's
fix that toaster with a charge of C12 or something.... that outta fix it REAL
good. Crush, I swear, if you get rid of that stupid toaster of yours, I'll buy
you a new one... please! Spirit, talk to the boy, willya?]<<<<<
-- Coyote (EAT MY TOAST!)
Message no. 3
From: Can I play with madness <MKNABUSCH@******.BITNET>
Subject: Toasters
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 1994 19:18:29 -0500
>>>>>[Here, I thought this might be interesting.
*****insert video footage*****
...and fishermen today claimed a large catch of
toasters. Yes, toasters. It seems that someone
dumped a couple thousand toasters into the Puget
Sound and they washed out to sea, only to be snared
in fishermens nets. EPA officals are currently looking
into it, as it is a violation to dump garbage into
bodies of water within UCAS territory, and neighboring
territories. The toasters seem to be in good condition
and are being cleaned up, and shipped to second-hand
stores in order to disburse them to the public.
This is Ned Newsworthy
*****End feed*****
Heh heh heh.]<<<<<
-Cyberpunk <19:23:52/01-25-55>
Message no. 4
From: Can I play with madness <MKNABUSCH@******.BITNET>
Subject: toasters
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 1994 19:21:07 -0500
*****Encrypt Teams & Cyberpunk*****
>>>>>[You IDIOT! Do you take everything I say literally?
I meant get rid of them. Hell, you could have made a fortune
on the black market. But no, you dump them into the SOUND!
*grumble mumble complain* You do understand the implications.
Why today?]<<<<<
-Harlequin <Rotten PUNK!>

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