From: | Jeffrey Mach <mach@****.CALTECH.EDU> |
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Subject: | Toys |
Date: | Tue, 11 Feb 1997 09:03:47 -0800 |
>>>>>[Hmmmm...so paint me surprised, I didn't quite expect a tank driver
in here, but hey, it's a small world. I was just trying to point out some
less than normally useful skills a Johnson might find himself with if he
isn't too careful in baiting his hook. Far be it from me to cast
aspersions on someone who knows how to fire a 120mm gun.
And no, I can't drive a tank. And no, I can't summon even the spirit of a
dead tuna. I just know computers and have a mouth occasionally bigger
than my foot.
On the other hand, have you ever tried a hovertank? I mean no problems
with broken ground, higher top speed, smoother weapon stabilization.
Okay, so you have to take slightly higher fuel costs, a bit more
maintenance, and in some cases a minor reduction in armor to boost
maneuverability. But hey, you can't hit what you can't hit.
Now, I'm not saying I'm somebody who could set you, or more specifically
your favorite procurement officer with a Mitsubishi Heavy Industries
Tsunami MBHT for an evaluation run, but I might be able to do something
(friend of a friend of a friend) that would end you up with something more
reasonable (and reliable).]<<<<<
-- Vernier <12:10:12/02-11-58>