Back to the main page

Mailing List Logs for ShadowRN

Message no. 1
From: HUTH@***.EDU
Subject: Very funny
Date: Sun, 7 Mar 93 23:15:35 CET
>>>>>[Your jests are becoming progressively more pathetic, FUK. And if
you thought to annoy me by comparing us you were sadly mistaken. I am
like you in many ways: I'm no bleeding heart liberal like some on this
BBS, and I'm not going to pretend I have a conscience (no one who knows
me would believe it anyway). I'm not even in it for the money. I'm here
because I hate the corps and I hate this world and I hate just about
everyone in this life. We feed on eachother, bleed and die, and it never
stops. Pointless and stupid. But like you, I will do everything it takes
to win, everything it takes to hurt my enemies where it counts. The only
code I follow is a professional one, that says protect your teammates.
Highlander and I work together, and I will fight for him. It hurts,
doesn't it FUK, to get cut off and dumped. Fuchi doesn't want you back.
Feel the pain, FUK, until it drives you even madder. You are going to
be feeling pain for the rest of your miserable, pointless existence. And
you know what, no one is going to care that you hurt. When this is over
you'll be reduced to a physical and mental wreck, conscious of what you
had and what you lost, and unable to get any of it back. And no one will
care. See you in Hell.]<<<<<
Spectre <14:19:32/03-07-54>
Message no. 2
From: Brian Rogers <rogers@****.UIUC.EDU>
Subject: Very funny
Date: Tue, 21 Feb 1995 14:33:38 -0600
***** PRIVATE: Freddy Frypp
>>>>>[For a long while I was pretty confused as to what you were talking
about with that 'honchita / honchito' drek until I looked at my Deck Log
to find that someone HAS been fiddling with it. Until I get things
cleaned up I will send 'non-official' mail. Shouldnt take too long to
fix it. Im just surprised that there is anyone around here with the
testicular fortitude to try something like that.

Sorry about the old fart jokes. You are just such an easy target. I used to
totally rip on Grandpa when he started with us because he was into old music
and movies and everything but now, its like, he is to completely cool I dont
want to hurt his feelings or nothing. But you...You are just funny to watch
when you try to defend yourself.]<<<<<
-- Trixie <20:21:32 / 02-21-56>
Message no. 3
From: Freddy Frypp <JAMES-CUENO@*********.EDU>
Subject: Re: Very funny
Date: Tue, 21 Feb 1995 14:53:03 CST
> ***** PRIVATE: Freddy Frypp
***** Private: Trixie
>>>>>[And on the subject of testicles.... could someone be trying to
tell us something about you <touche>?

Oh, yeah, "let's get the codger wound up and see if he has a cardiac!"
Trust me, more annoying folks than you have tried. Namely: Spark
and his bunch of pre-adolescents down in Matrix support. If they've
spiked my coffee and then dropped a bombshell on me once, they've
done it a dozen times. 'Course I get back them from time to
time....]<<<<<
-- Freddy Frypp (15:00:12 / 02-21-56)
Message no. 4
From: Brian Rogers <rogers@****.UIUC.EDU>
Subject: Re: Very funny
Date: Tue, 21 Feb 1995 15:17:14 -0600
***** PRIVATE: Freddy Frypp
>>>>>[Hey, leave my cute little touche out of this. Isnt your wife or
girlfriend giving you enough as is?

The guys around here feed me drek like that all the time. Its hard being the
only woman on the entire developement staff. Ok, Ill knock off the
old guy jokes. Sorry about that.]<<<<<
-- Trixie <21:10:58 / 02-21-56>

***** PRIVATE: Spark
>>>>>[DONT DRINK THE COFFEE!]<<<<<
-- Eix3 <21:21:21 / 02-21-56>
Head Honchito in Charge

***** PRIVATE: Freddy Frypp
>>>>>[Did they REALLY drug you and try to make you have a heart
attack?]<<<<<
-- Trixie <21:30:15 / 02-21-56>

Further Reading

If you enjoyed reading about Very funny, you may also be interested in:

Disclaimer

These messages were posted a long time ago on a mailing list far, far away. The copyright to their contents probably lies with the original authors of the individual messages, but since they were published in an electronic forum that anyone could subscribe to, and the logs were available to subscribers and most likely non-subscribers as well, it's felt that re-publishing them here is a kind of public service.

Thwap!