| From: | Joshua James Harrison <harrij4@***.EDU> |
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| Subject: | Warning received... |
| Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 1994 23:48:16 -0500 |
so I
can handle myself pretty well... adapting to the changes as they come is one
of my strong points...
One of the things that's buggin' me is WHY is Dante doing this? Is it just to
annoy all of us? Or is there some bigger plot that we don't even know about...
perhaps some agricorp wants bigger profits, huh?
Anyhow, Dante, if you're listening (and I know you are you slot), I'm coming
for you as soon as my present business is done... you can run to New York, but
I've got people there who owe me some favors, and they aren't gonna stop until
they find you... so you better watch out... this has become personal... nobody
frags with my programs and walks away clean.
Another thing, how are we going to handle Dante once we get him? I think we
strap him down, force feed him toast, and play a recording of that stupid
toaster over and over and over and over.... you get the idea...
What other fiendish things should we do to this enemy of all that is good and
right? What ever happened to freedom to snack? Whatever happened to the four
food groups? Whatever happened to balanced meals? If we all eat just toast,
we're all gonna die from protein depletion...
In closing, I would like to leave you with a quote that I hope will become our
rallying cry... "Man cannot live on bread alone!"]<<<<<
-- Coyote (Charter member/Anti-Toast League)
