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Message no. 1
From: Paul J. Adam ShadowTK@********.demon.co.uk
Subject: What the Hell?
Date: Sat, 28 Oct 2000 17:24:59 +0100
>>>>>[Holy *hell*, this is not normal. Or wise. Or sensible. Or nice.

+++++begin news article
BOTCHED SHAKEDOWN ENDS IN BLOODBATH
Two Police Officers Among Twelve Slain

It started as routine extortion, as a small group of Mafia enforcers
swaggered into the "Yellow Sea Trading Company" coffee bar, to demand
their regular 'take'. It ended in carnage and murder, with the coffee
bar's three staff, eight customers, and one of the criminal scum dead on
the blood-soaked tiles.


According to an eyewitness, who observed the horrific events from across
the street while desperately trying to summon Lone Star, three men
walked into the coffee shop and an altercation ensued which quickly
developed into brandished weapons, and the coffee bar's staff and
customers were herded together and forced to kneel on the floor.

The cashier was ordered to produce money, and when he refused one of the
Mafia thugs threatened a waitress, holding a shotgun to her head.

One of the customers heroically tried to aid her, drawing a concealed
pistol and firing at her tormentor: and the cowardly criminals
retaliated by machine-gunning the helpless men and women to death.
Searching for their money, furious that it was not to be had, the two
surviving murderers rifled the corpses of their victims... slitting the
throats of two who had survived the storm of bullets.


Lone Star refused to comment on the eyewitness testimony, but confirmed
that all twelve victims were pronounced dead at the scene and identified
two of the victims as off-duty officers: Patrolman Douglas R. Stempel
and Patrolman Leanne Brickell.

The police also released composite images of two suspects -

+++++include image: Suspect 1.jpg
[A Latin-looking Ork male]

+++++include image: Suspect 2.jpg
[A black Human female]

wanted in connection with the atrocity. Anyone able to identify these
criminal scum, or with information that might assist Lone Star in their
pursuit of the killers, is asked to call >>number<< as soon as possible.

The Seattle Herald is offering =Y,000 as a reward to the first person
to identify each of the murderers.
+++++end news article


*Someone* just invited a major heatwave down on themselves. You just
*don't* go around snuffing civilians and offing cops like that. Not in
Tacoma, not if you like your life quiet, not unless you want every beat
cop out for your blood.

Just when things were quietening down... just when I was finishing my
thesis... just when I thought it was safe to go off-campus...]<<<<<
-- Bungle <17:24:52/10-28-61>
Message no. 2
From: Kenneth Christopher Gauvey <kg109091@***.CATS.OHIOU.EDU>
Subject: What the Hell!
Date: Tue, 31 Jan 1995 08:38:06 -0500
>>>>>What do you mean you can't trust me. Let's talk this over, I really
want
to help. Let's meet at <Encripted> at <Encripted> tonight. We will talk about
it and then if you feel the same way I will go my own way. Deal?<<<<<<
-- Abdiel <08:38:35 / 1-31-56>
Message no. 3
From: Andrew May <amay@****.UIUC.EDU>
Subject: What the Hell?
Date: Tue, 11 Apr 1995 10:28:51 CDT
*****PRIVATE: Freddy Frypp
>>>>>[Mr. Frypp, why do I have the feeling Flute is pissing
off whole corporations now instead of just lone peoples? What is
going on down there? I checked into Shadowland yesterday and found
50 messages about that child.]<<<<<
-- Sneakthief (08:35:13 PST / 4-11-56)

*****PRIVATE: Freddy Frypp
>>>>>[Mr. Frypp, I must restate my opopurtunity for you and Flute
to make a profit by her checking out a system in Carbondale. I'll
pay you 15K ny and her 5K for the service.]<<<<<
-- John Riglia (10:38:43 CST / 4-11-56)
Matrix Technician
Farrleton Machinery
Message no. 4
From: Freddy Frypp <JAMES-CUENO@*********.EDU>
Subject: Re: What the Hell?
Date: Tue, 11 Apr 1995 12:30:42 CST
***** Private: Sneakthief
>>>>>[Yeppers. There could be some good work for the odd assassin
that doesn't mind blowing away a kid.]<<<<<
-- Freddy Frypp (12:12:22 / 04-11-56)
President
Frypp Security, Inc. (CFSM Uplink #5150)

***** Private: John Riglia
>>>>>[Mr. Riglia, I have a reputation to maintain. I will not allow
that reputation to be tainted by contracting an inferior, immature,
incapable decker to do any work in my corporation's name.

You have already rejected my suggestion of Christopher Tarleton.
Evidently you do not trust my judgement, the single most important
factor in a good client-corp relationship in this business.

Good day.]<<<<<
-- Freddy Frypp (12:15:22 / 04-11-56)
President
Frypp Security, Inc. (CFSM Uplink #5150)
Message no. 5
From: Samuel Fortiner <fortsa@********.WWC.EDU>
Subject: What the hell
Date: Sun, 18 Jun 1995 15:53:46 -0700
>>>>>[Drek!!! Two bars in two days. What in the hell is
happening? My boss is going to have my head for this. Drek, drek,
drek, drek . . .]<<<<<
-- Tim Gartin <14:40:19/06-18-56>
Security Supervisor
Red Lime, Inc.
Message no. 6
From: Sean Marshall <methos@****.NET>
Subject: What The Hell?
Date: Thu, 2 Jul 1998 22:42:36 -0700
PRIVATE:Bill Gates
>>>>>[Where the hell are you? I went to the drop point to pick up the
latest intel for our job and got jumped by three corporate heavies.

I am damned lucky to be alive, and damned lucky they thought my ride had
just the regular armor on it. Before I got to it, the car, I took three
bullets. Two got through my vest. I could use some help here!!!]<<<<<
--Methos<22:45:31/07-02-59>
Message no. 7
From: shadowtk@********.demon.co.uk (Paul J. Adam)
Subject: Re: What the hell?
Date: Tue, 16 Jan 1996 23:28:26 GMT
>>>>>[All right. About half an hour ago everything goes crazy. Someone
just set off a nuclear weapon, about 10-20 kilotons, in low lunar orbit.
A few comsats went tits-up for a few seconds and we lost GPS and GLONASS
coherency for a while, no word on casualties yet. Everyone's running around
down the hall like headless chickens shouting about DROPKICK alerts and DEFCON
status. All I know at the moment is that it's a commercial launch that went
kaboom.

Someone's been playing with plutonium firecrackers in public. Not a
clever thing to do. Can anyone here suggest who? More importantly,
can anyone suggest *why*? Test a weapon in a manner that's almost
impossible to deny or palm off onto others, in the most public way
possible.

If anyone's interested, the tech-heads are babbling that there's a
tritium signature, so it's a professional weapon: not a cheap-and-
cheerful cherrybomb, a functional, practical weapon. We could have
a situation developing here. Can anyone tell me anything?

God damn, I knew retirement was getting to be too easy.]<<<<<
-- Lynch <23:32:35/01-16-57>
Message no. 8
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Thu, 1 Feb 96 9:46:55 EST
*****PRIVATE TO: Tobai Dark
>>>>>[Synthia. High priority. Get me Tobai. I NEED TO TALK WITH HIM! Page
him, jack him out, call him, I don't care what, GET ME TOBAI! It's
extremely important.]<<<<<
-- Zippy <09:44:57/01-02-57>


*****PRIVATE TO: Rotter, Niner, Anna
>>>>>[Please, one of you respond.]<<<<<
-- Zippy <09:44:59/01-02-57>


*****PRIVATE TO: Zippy
>>>>>[Tobai is once again beyond my sphere of influence. He is currently
employed in a high-security facility. I have been given implicit
instructions not to contact him. The best I can do is tell him the next
time I see him. Sorry. If I can help in any way, I will.]<<<<<
-- Cynthia <CORRUPT/CORRUPT>


*****PRIVATE TO: Lynch
>>>>>[What exactly do you know about Gutsys? I think a few of my friends
may have been done over by him.]<<<<<
-- Zippy <09:44:57/01-02-57>
Message no. 9
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Thu, 1 Feb 96 15:30:38 EST
*****PRIVATE TO: Buzz
>>>>>[I need some info. I need it bad, and I need it fast.

Who is Kralem? Why does his user handle no longer exist? What
relationship does he have with the local Shadowcommunity?

Premo pay for this. I need the news by tonight. I need to know
EVERYTHING about Kralem. And any possible connections he may have with
Gutsys. At the same time, I want to know what happened at the CyberCentre
Cafe last Tuesday night. A couple of friends of mine went in there and
haven't come back. Suite 17. The owner is talking drek as far as I can
tell.

Keep this quiet, even if you can't handle it, but I have to know. I
mean I really HAVE to know. Cash will come easy if you deliver the
goods.]<<<<<
-- ZIPPY <CORRUPT/01-02-57>
Message no. 10
From: Craigtw1@***.com
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Thu, 1 Feb 1996 20:13:46 -0500
*****PRIVATE: Zippy
>>>>>[I'll see what I can dig up. Of course, this will be free of charge,
as
I don't like Gutsys anyways. With Kralem's account suddenly no longer in
use, I'd hazard a guess that it was fake, or illegal (what ISN'T illegal
about this board?:) in some way. I'll check the listserver logs.]<<<<<
-- Buzz (The one the Only...Human Bee in the Matrix)
Message no. 11
From: bd042@***.org (SCN User)
Subject: What the hell?
Date: Fri, 2 Feb 1996 01:29:12 -0800
is anyone getting these messages?:
Date: Fri Feb 2 01:29:56 1996
From: Postmaster@****.att.net
Subject: Email Nondelivery Notice -- FAILED MESSAGE


Confirming-MTS-Message-ID: </C=US/AD=ATTMAIL;internet0320911460>
Not-Delivered-To: mhs!fswa/S=J.WALKERLIDDELL/OU1=S26L07A/RECIPNUM=1/MTA-BASIC@**
tmail.com due to code 01 "Invalid Address Specification";
arrived Fri Feb 2 09:29:56 GMT 1996;
Supplementary-Info "DG 21018: (CEO POA) Remote Name Server unavailable."


What the hell?
--Moonwalker
Message no. 12
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: Re: What the hell?
Date: Fri, 02 Feb 1996 12:35:09 +0000 (GMT)
YES! I'm GETTING THEM TOO!!

And there I was, thinking it was only happening to me!

(Just like puberty :> )

-J.S.
Message no. 13
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: Re: What the hell?
Date: Fri, 2 Feb 96 7:58:10 EST
Hoi, Moonwalker, aren't you supposed to be Acting Sysop? Why are YOU
asking US? =)


Evan Hughes
Honours Computer Science
http://chat.carleton.ca/~ehughes
Message no. 14
From: Craigtw1@***.com
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Fri, 2 Feb 1996 10:55:31 -0500
*****PRIVATE: Zippy
>>>>>[I found a few minor irregularities in Leland's bank account. I,
also,
checked the Cafe's logs. All the info I have found so far is included in the
following file. I'll keep checking and get back to you, if I find out more.
I think i'll check the BBS logs, as well.
+++++Include CafeSearch.rep]<<<<<
-- Buzz (The one the Only...Human Bee in the Matrix)
Message no. 15
From: ragtag@****.caltech.edu (Robert A. Granat)
Subject: Re: What the hell?
Date: Fri, 2 Feb 1996 13:41:57 -0800 (PST)
According to SCN User:
>
> is anyone getting these messages?:
> Date: Fri Feb 2 01:29:56 1996
> From: Postmaster@****.att.net
> Subject: Email Nondelivery Notice -- FAILED MESSAGE
>
>
> Confirming-MTS-Message-ID: </C=US/AD=ATTMAIL;internet0320911460>
> Not-Delivered-To: mhs!fswa/S=J.WALKERLIDDELL/OU1=S26L07A/RECIPNUM=1/MTA-BASIC@**
> tmail.com due to code 01 "Invalid Address Specification";
> arrived Fri Feb 2 09:29:56 GMT 1996;
> Supplementary-Info "DG 21018: (CEO POA) Remote Name Server
unavailable."
>
>
> What the hell?
> --Moonwalker

Nope. I'm not seeing anything like this.

--RG
Message no. 16
From: shadowtk@********.demon.co.uk (Paul J. Adam)
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Fri, 02 Feb 1996 17:18:16 GMT
*****PRIVATE TO: Zippy
>>>>>[Sorry, Zippy, all I know about Gutsys is the name, the comedy icon,
his merchandise and that I don't like him. I'm planning to put a dent in his
supply line: pissing in the wind, really, but every little helps. If I turn
up any other data, I'll let you know. Sorry about your bros.

If you put some real-world moves on the Gutboy, you might let me know? I
can't guarantee to help (can't even guarantee which city I'll be in) but
he's a nasty enough piece of work that I'd work for ammo money
<g>]<<<<<
-- Lynch <17:20:14/02-02-57>
Message no. 17
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 96 1:15:48 EST
*****PRIVATE TO: Buzz
>>>>>[Thankyou. Please check the local morgue records.]<<<<<
-- Zippy <CORRUPT/03-02-57>
Message no. 18
From: Craigtw1@***.com
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 1996 11:20:43 -0500
*****PRIVATE: Zippy
>>>>>[I'll do that as well, it'll take time though, even with
smart-frames.]<<<<<
-- Buzz (The one the Only...Human Bee in the Matrix)
Message no. 19
From: shadowtk@********.demon.co.uk (Paul J. Adam)
Subject: What the hell?
Date: Sat, 04 May 1996 21:19:04 GMT
*****PRIVATE: Commander Drake
>>>>>[Commander? We just had a drive-by dumping. Two people in a green
Americar, kicked a third out by HQ's south gate. The guy's tranked,
got a gunshot wound to the hand, cuffed foot and ankle, and there's
a note tied round his neck on a ribbon - "Merry Christmas, Drake -
Jason Lynch."

What do we do with him?]<<<<<
-- IPAgDIS-SB <21:32:46/05-04-57>

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