| From: | "Thomas W. Craig" <CRAIGTW1@******.JUNIATA.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | With regards to taller women, degradin' remarks & boat rides... |
| Date: | Fri, 23 Apr 1993 21:36:03 -0400 |
_DO_ have their "advantages"...*GRIN* FRAG! I better watch out fer MAX...no
tellin' _when_ he might be lurkin' around here! `Rauko...on WATCH, boy!
THERE...tha' should take care a' th' "astral observations" problems!
***** ENCRYPT AMAZONS SLASH_MPCP***** MY GAWD, Slash...Roxey's RAVISHIN'...
don't get me _wrong_...but, th' woman's a F***IN' AMAZON! I danced _one_
dance w' her, las' night...n' almost DIED...of "Cleavage Inhalation"!
Slash, ol' buddy, ol' pal....Ya' _HAVE_ ta' __HELP ME__! AAACCCKK!!! This
woman could _HURT_ *voice cracks pathetically* uummhhhmmm.....__HURT ME__!!
*cracks again* Slash, _chummer_, if I go to bed w' this woman...ya' may
n`er see me AGIN! *shudders* Th' prospect is...{_INTRIGUING!?! *GRIN*}...
TERRIFYIN'! BUZZ, _GO__AWAY__!!! Really, I _DONNA'_ wanna' hurt her feelin's...
_truly_, I don't! I really _DO_ like her...I think! I'm jus' not sure about
this whole...height...thing! PLEASE...DON'T think I'm shallow...`cause I'm
NOT! I'm...well...ju', kinda', "uncomfortable" w' this whole thing...ya'
know...? help! *pathetic whimper* *****END ENCRYPTION*****
Donna' be worryin', Rox...I _promised_ ya' a sailin' jaunt...n' a sailin'
jaunt yer gonna' GET! When would ya' like ta' "shove off"? Wouldja' like
ta' take th' sailboat, or th' yacht? Th' sailboat's a beauty, but relatively
_small_, n', I remember wha' ya' had said 'bout large bodies a' water...cain't
take as many people along w' us, either...not enough room fer too many...uhm...
"chaperones"...*sneer* Th' _yacht_, on th' other hand, can carry about 10 people
comfortably...as in, a sorta' "party" sitch...yer choice, Darlin'...get back t'
me, on it...]<<<<<
--THE Nexus (no. 1 w/an EXPLOSIVE round)
